u/giraffemoo

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Sleeping past 10am. Regardless of the situation, like even if I had to work an overnight shift the night before and I didn't come home until 6am (from work, not play). Even on weekends, even during the summer. Sleeping until noon was a serious offense in my home.

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Not legally, but as long as you're not a dick about it nobody is going to care. What I mean by "being a dick about it" is like being obvious that you're smoking weed, blowing it toward people on purpose, stuff like that.

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I'm a mom. I remember when my son was at that age, he wanted to be all up in everyone's biz too (like your roommates kid). But it was my job as the mom to make sure that didn't happen. It was exhausting, but that's the job (of being a parent). You should already know that you're signing yourself up for exhaustion when becoming a parent.

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Why does your boss need fake IDs?

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Yes yes, I already know that strangers think that my husband deserved to die. I already know this. You are being disgusting right now.

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I love weed. But I know that everyone else doesn't. Some people are downright triggered by the way weed smells. Like maybe they are in recovery and even the smell of it will make them feel bad.

I don't think it's that big of a deal to abstain from smoking while someone is in my home doing work. If you're a medical cannabis user, and you need to medicate, and the worker is going to be there all day, it would be polite to ask them if it's okay that you medicate while they are outside. And if they say yes, do your best to stay downwind of them. If they say no, go take a walk.

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A lot of dryers already do this

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something like this. I attached them on my pots, like just going over the top of them. The plants find their way through the holes. My marigolds are doing really great this way!

amazon link

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There's gym leaders that do that in battles. It's not cheating.

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You'd probably fill your pants with shit if you heard about my life.

With all due respect, fuck off

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Was just going to say... this is me talking about a random chapter from a book nobody has heard about and how it shaped my personality and changed my life, lol.

PS: the chapter is "An Elephant Attacks" from the book Travels by Michael Chrichton. I could talk for hours about that chapter of that book.

here is a PDF if you want to read it for yourself. It's the whole book, but you can read just that one chapter if you want. https://virtualmmx.ddns.net/gbooks/Travels.pdf

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You can talk about that in the other millennial sub: r/millenials . No, that's not just this sub. It's a different one. Not better or worse, just different. But you can talk about stuff like that without the post being deleted over there.

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I try to recommend this sub on the other sub but I don't think anyone actually gives a shit, lol. Like I think they are just assuming that I'm being dumb and reccommending the sub they're posting in, without realizing that it's spelled slightly differently and only one letter different.

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It would be my indulgence to go and buy a new stuffy every payday, if they brought back the stuffie pile!! I hate buying stuffies online because I'm really particular about size and texture. I have to be able to hug them to see if they will work for me. But like, I'd give them so much of my money if they brought the classic store back.

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https://www.facebook.com/share/v/18V8TgegVb/

Link to more video, you don't get to see the dash bong though. I keep seeing my city in these subs!