u/go9

9,719 post karma · 8,289 comment karma · joined Jan 2012 · moderator

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Penis!

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Sweden, YES!

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upload to imgur and post link here

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All good sister

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Looking great, 8/10, fit, no tattoos, no piercings, restrained make up, muah 👌

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8/10 but horrible picture, need more

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Redditors especially need a reminder

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Post bodyshots for proof. I can see that you're overweight by your arms. I suppose you live in USA where almost everybody is overweight and it is easy to compare yourself with others and tell your self you're not that fat but that is not the reality.

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grow longer hair, get a beard? You look like you just got out of the army

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Female? You look like a cute guy. Grow longer hair. What is that shirt? Need to look more feminine unless you're going for the lesbians.

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help you with what, you look good brotha, if you struggling with girls its probably your shitty personality

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6

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8/10

i hate the duckface, picture 6 is the best

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Aaron Paul/10

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nice face, too bad you decided to ruin it by not doing exercise and eating the wrong things 3/10

4-5 months of hard gym works outs and you should be back to normal

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blurry/10

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mmm looking great 8/10, nice pronounced jaw, fit. If you were delivering my pizza i would give you a nice tip and invite you to my house

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Attractive face, nice straight teeth, looking good for 36. You look a bit chubby, if you were my girlfriend I would gift you a gym membership. 7/10

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You look like a nerd, face looks good just need to work on style. Also, hard to tell if you're chubby or not from the picture, but I'm willing to bet you're slightly chubby and could use a few months of exercise. 4/10

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Yeaaa boii AI knows we whiteys are more professional looking

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Time does not exist to the [redacted], there is only the present, the now. A cop yells, "do not run I will [in the future] shoot!" This phrase is meaningless to the [redacted]. In the [redacted]'s mind he has two choices: be detained by the cops, or run and be free. That the cop will start shooting 5 seconds into the future is incomprehensible to the [redacted]. [redacted]s are living in a science fiction parallel universe where there is no continuity with themselves 15-seconds into the future. As a White man you think you are still you 15-seconds in the future, not so to the [redacted]. The [redacted] sees no relation to himself 15-seconds in the future, it is a completely different person. Their interests are unrelated if not opposed.

Once you understand that a [redacted] cares as much about himself 15-seconds into the future as you do about some random [redacted], all of a sudden all a [redacted]'s decisions makes sense. Why go into obscene amounts of debt for some chrome rims? Some other random [redacted] will have to pay it back instead of you. Why rape some random White girl? Some other random [redacted] will go to jail not you. Etc. [redacted]s are literally free of all consequences for their actions as they've broken the cause effect chain through [redacted] magic.

Now you can also appreciate the injustice of [redacted]s being shot or put in jail. If a [redacted] shot at a cop 15-seconds ago, that was a completely different random [redacted] to the [redacted]. The [redacted] getting shot was just living his life (in an alternate universe where you forever live in one moment) and is now being shot for literally no reason.

Black mamas have been trying to explain this to thick White people for years with the shorthand 'He dindu nuffin'. These obese [redacted]es are trying to explain that, while to you it appears that her [redacted] son committed some horrific act of violence, in fact that was actually a completely different [redacted] in a parallel universe. [redacted]s only exist in the moment, and in the moment the [redacted] is speaking (the only moment she has ever known), her [redacted] son literally has not done anything wrong.

Being a [redacted] is like reliving Groundhog Day over forever, but in 15-second clips. The next time you interact with a [redacted] or goldfish remember that.

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This is what happens when you masturbate too much. Be careful next time, you could have died.

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Iran has it's own auto industry and imposes harsh taxes on most imported vehicles, you bozo. You can get an IKCO Haima S5, an SUV similar to this, new, for 28,000$. Want something cheaper? Get a Saipa Quick for 6500$.

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Hotel that was in the past used by NGO's and UN representatives according to some recent news articles. It could have been some kind of a covert military command center at the time. Can only guess..

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This is probably one of the worst urinal designs ever. I've never peed in one which hadn't had it's drain clogged so the urine would always leak out from the edge. The air dry feature is nice, you don't have to shake anymore but most of the time it just blows the urine all over the bathroom so yeah, not hygienic. Nowadays, if I walk into a public bathroom and see one of these, I just pee in the traditional toilet instead of this weird futuristic urinal. I guess not all innovations and good.