u/gruffi

Monday night is knitting circle night in my local!

This is why I always tuck back overhanging blackberry vines I encounter on walks

I hope you recover well

Its cousins are face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle/chewing a wasp

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What a pathetic cunt

Now I've never had that or been vaccinated for it as it's not a routine vaccine in the UK

Actually I have had measles and mumps. What I never had was a vaccine for either so there!

I've eaten at a Chinese restaurant in Kenya. It tasted... Kenyan!

This is stupid. All you need to do is remove the batteries first!

That's why I have so many odd socks!

I dunno - whatever

A lot of people seem to think that self defence isn't a thing in the UK.

Also the police know how big a wanker some people can be.

Focus stealing

Mr Van was being a bellend and you know it

Exactly, if they'd have wanted you to form a single lane back there, they would have closed the lane back there

And all the over enthusiastic thankers for "letting them in"

What do you mean by pudding? It's a class of food where I'm from.

BTW, it's Americans that call chips fries

Why does that even exist?

I failed a captcha after my first COVID vaccine

Just took maturity and experience and job hopping

Don't get me started on focus stealing

Quite often now we look at the justeat app for the menu and order direct because the restaurant's own website is usually dire

I have a team in India. I'm convinced they make up some of their public holidays.

Oh you funny humans with your 10 fingers

All windmills are wind powered