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u/hattyphantom

241.0k post karma · 25.3k comment karma · joined Dec 2025

  1. 14points

    Forever cowardly for not letting you go full Alabama (i.redd.it) [Shitposting]

    submitted 3h ago by u/hattyphantom to r/okbuddytactician

    5 comments · source

  2. 51points

    shitpostemblem will never let me speak my truth: she did nothing wrong and I would happily impregnate this tyrant a thousandfold. (i.redd.it) [Horny Posting]

    submitted 5h ago by u/hattyphantom to r/okbuddytactician

    15 comments · source

  3. 13points

    I wish I could help my roommate (self.IncelTears) [Just Sad]

    submitted 5h ago by u/hattyphantom to r/IncelTears

    8 comments

  4. 206points

    So how would they react if you just assumed this was just a weird sex dream and just...dropped your pants and jacked it? (i.redd.it) [Marie Hate Post ]

    submitted 7h ago by u/hattyphantom to r/OkBuddyPersona

    37 comments · source

  5. 156points

    ...I have an amazing idea for gloryholes. Hear me out. (i.redd.it) [Persona 4 Spoilers]

    submitted 12h ago by u/hattyphantom to r/OkBuddyPersona

    22 comments · source

  6. 146points

    What did Bay mean by this scene? (i.redd.it) [Michael Bay Movies]

    submitted 13h ago by u/hattyphantom to r/Transformemes

    21 comments · source

  7. 18points

    My Speed Force Stalker Can't Be This Cute! (i.redd.it) [It was MEEEEEE, Barry!]

    submitted 13h ago by u/hattyphantom to r/dccomicscirclejerk

    2 comments · source

  8. 15points

    Watching a hefab explain why trans women are the hottest (hint: "indestingushable from men") (i.redd.it) [Circlejerk]

    submitted 15h ago by u/hattyphantom to r/4tran4

    3 comments · source

  9. 8points

    What the hell is even my taste? (old.reddit.com) [What do my crushes say about me ?]

    submitted 1d ago by u/hattyphantom to r/CrushesSayAboutMe

    5 comments · source

  10. 17points

    Same people who will tell you Elliot Rodger was an American Tragedy. (old.reddit.com) [Pop Culturecels]

    submitted 1d ago by u/hattyphantom to r/IncelTears

    12 comments · source

  11. 303points

    Hi, I'm an Innocent Sin Online player and I'm working on a Google doc concerning the grooming allegations of "Maya". If you have any evidence to add, feel free to post below. (i.redd.it) [Persona 3 Spoilers]

    submitted 1d ago by u/hattyphantom to r/OkBuddyPersona

    15 comments · source

hattyphantom 1 points · 1h ago

Getting tats of tits and shit always feels so tacky to me

hattyphantom 3 points · 3h ago

I wanna say bestiality, but...

hattyphantom 5 points · 3h ago

What do you think it smells like?

hattyphantom 1 points · 3h ago

Well you see, in his words, somehow women kept "choosing" him in spite of his fucked up nature because their grownup lizard-brains have forgotten what's best for them, overriding their Better Judgement and choosing social status/popularity over Moral Men like our dear manchild. :P

hattyphantom 4 points · 6h ago

Implying people actually watched TS

hattyphantom 12 points · 6h ago

She wanted to smell her ass

hattyphantom 1 points · 8h ago

Do you think the egg fertilization was like an All-Out Attack?

hattyphantom 28 points · 12h ago

Dice roll between Teddie, a random Shadow, or your own Shadow (The Selfcest Special)

hattyphantom 17 points · 12h ago

Non-transitioning NBs, I wish you all balding heads

hattyphantom 23 points · 13h ago

They feared Sophie's power

hattyphantom 6 points · 15h ago

I knew a case where a friend of mine (black trans gal) dated a hefab. He dumped her for a cis black guy. 💀

hattyphantom 11 points · 1d ago

ASAMI FUCKED ALIENS?

hattyphantom 2 points · 1d ago

Kid Goku was a school shooter in the making

hattyphantom 33 points · 1d ago

Hold up, wasn't there a Gekkoukan teacher who went by that name?