u/iDisciple556

550 post karma · 75 comment karma · joined May 2023

iDisciple556

Ok everybody! Give me a hand in welcoming October’s official free-bleeder of the month….this biiiiiitch. Round of applause everyone

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This bitch nose is 150% nose. Nostrils small af.

Voted most likely to sell her child for gummy bear implants

Shane Gillis did a great SNL piece on this chick

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Out of curiosity how do you know it’s private? I haven’t seen any type of privacy settings and I’m pretty sure a lot of my generations say public ?

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You look like you’d start a support group to get Andrew Tate back on the map but there’s a rape requirement

I can’t tell if your Latino, middle eastern or Italian, but I do know you wax a unibrow at least twice a month

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You look like you’re organizing a support group to get Andrew Tate back on the map and there’s a rape requirement

You hate on Fanny packs but wear whatever the fuck that is in the second pic

“Look I know we only met yesterday, but I just feel like…”

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You look like your college campuses most reliable date rape drug dealer

“Yo bartender can I get a vodka and Baja blast please”

You look like you spread peanut butter on your dogs penis to lick off

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This car only smokes Dorals in a red pack

Bernie Mac voice: “Considering the semi-classic nature of the vehicle”

This car has been through more struggling single mothers than a shady landlord

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You look like your one and only pick up line is “so how bad do you really want the job?”

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Why do fine ass women like this even come here. As if they don’t know..

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You look like you’re on the verge of diabetes and a transition.

You’ve had the same haircut as your mom since you were 13.

This is not what I wanted to find when I searched for “thick lesbians” on Reddit

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Big fan here. I thought you were awesome in The Handmaid’s Tale.

I had a joke about your forehead but my memory is as slippery as your face.

I’ve never seen someone look so much like the Barista and the flat white at the same time

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Np! All of the other husbands are proud to support

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My b I’m sure your OF does great. Didn’t mean to downgrade your hard work

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These are the thirst traps they stay at home to create while they bleed their working husband dry

-10/10

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Goes to church and gets trained in the same day

Claims to have had a one night stand with a B rated rapper for clout

“I actually have to have lululemon because I’m allergic to other fabrics”

Her celebrity crush is Drake but she only dates guys that look like Danny McBride

iDisciple556

I don’t blame you. While the money has been decent, the work load is not worth it any more. I’m 26 and feel like 45 already. Best of luck in your search!!!

iDisciple556

See if you can find someone that will hire you to do some contract labor doing walk-in cooler/freezer installs if they don’t want to hire full-time. After you build the box you’ll get some technical experience during the installation of refrigeration components. That’s how I started. Going on 7 years now in commercial refrigeration. Worth a shot