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u/itsthe5thhm

4,564 post karma · 12.3k comment karma · joined Dec 2016 · moderator

  1. 3points

    How do you politely refuse being kidnapped? (self.3amjokes)

    submitted 22h ago by u/itsthe5thhm to r/3amjokes

    1 comments

  2. 263points

    A cow suddenly busted into my house unannounced (self.3amjokes)

    submitted 6d ago by u/itsthe5thhm to r/3amjokes

    22 comments

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 17h ago

Half the bark.

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 17h ago

Klaatu berada nik...COOKIES!...OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 17h ago

Depends on his alarm clock.

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 21h ago

Humpty Dumpty once had a great laugh, didn't end well for him.

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 1d ago

G4

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 1d ago

🍞

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 1d ago

F3

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 3d ago

Stolen

itsthe5thhm 2 points · 4d ago

Need 🍞

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 4d ago

E4

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 4d ago

da birdy da bird eye

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 5d ago

31

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 5d ago

C4

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 6d ago

Shvroom

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 9d ago

It's ok, the satanist teacher will come in later and cast magic spell.

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 11d ago

Top left, next to the black streak

itsthe5thhm 3 points · 11d ago

That trolley looks like it's taking an angry shower.

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 13d ago

C4

itsthe5thhm 3 points · 13d ago

I recommend it too, very generational, very wealth, wow

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 13d ago

Top right section, closer to the vertical mid-point

itsthe5thhm 1 points · 13d ago

L11

itsthe5thhm 2 points · 13d ago

About to fnish playing this game.

itsthe5thhm 2 points · 14d ago

It's one of those videos, innit?