u/jaspersbeard

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hahahaha jesus

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the forbidden persimmon

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hahahaha

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hahahaha 💀

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also, the fb page that this was screenshotted from is a satire page with hundreds of fake "coming soon" movies and tv shows, and has the following disclaimer in its bio: "I'm just here to eat frogs, lift rocks and be satirical. The page is 100% satire and fake news. ❤️"

https://www.facebook.com/YodaBBYABY/posts/pfbid0xbm7NtoDucjp8djxGW6Z2orSfzbae2v7s7PhZXfitHgqMtDZSnD48q3eGceaeMVml

https://www.facebook.com/YodaBBYABY

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the facebook personality fooled you - that photo isn't actually his foot! i did a reverse image search and found the photo, as well as a full explanation:

R.S. is a 68 year old black female with Diabetes Mellitus, and End Stage Renal Disease (ESRD) on kidney dialysis, who developed gangrene in the middle toe first, and then in the second toe after a minor bump. The gangrene started spreading up into her foot, and her foot became infected.

She became very toxic, with high fevers and highly elevated white blood cell count. Emergency guillotine amputation was required, in order to get the dead, infected tissue out of her system. Revision of the stump and secondary closure would come the following week.

Beware if you click this link, it has some pretty graphic photos of the amputation (she lost all of her toes and good portion of her foot:

https://www.affcpodiatry.com/Guillotine.html

Edit: Wow, a particularly crazy fact from the bottom of that page...

Her circulation was so poor that she lost less than one ounce of blood during the operation, and no tourniquet was used.

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It's not real. Don't take the internet too seriously - it's meant to be a joke. lol

https://www.memedroid.com/memes/detail/3925045/Wtf

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Can confirm that theater ghosts are friendly. I work at a 108 year old theater. Spooky vibes late at night, for sure. But never any malicious vibes. More like playful shenanigan vibes... stage/theater lights turning themselves on randomly, noises/footsteps, voices/talking. Just about every employee that has ever spent any significant time in that building alone at night has a story...everyone describes it as spooky but not scary.

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The trick is to actually use a fattier piece of meat. Like a beef chuck roast or a pork shoulder roast. Plug the probe into the meat and the other end into a stereo. BOOM - rich, vibrant, succulent, tender sound!