u/jmaccadillac

I'd love more info

you don't need more muffins

depends on what's in 'em

Ohhh my fuck! I almost named it the implication! This may be a winner

P Diddly!

what in the gta is going on?

2/27 is not "a bunch" I'm sorry

I just read all their biographies and only 2 of them perished in WWI. Why are you making stuff up?

"I'm gona get right to the point, uh... It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman, have engaged in sexual intercourse, on the desk in your office... is that correct?"

"If you can't handle me at my squirt then you don't deserve me at my best"

Did you know that Andy Dick got Steve Buscemi hooked on firefighting after 10 years of sobriety?

That way you can save money just in case you die

Euro truck simulator parking bonuses here I come!

Chess helps a lot I find

Care to elaborate?

Am botchling

Seinfeld

The Goonies

Herro

QWOP

If shepherds and sheep, all got along, they'd probably herd me down by the end of this song. Seems like the whole farm be goin' 'gainst me, every time I'm in the pen I hear, BA! BA! BA! BA!

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams - Albert Einstein

Pm me im down