u/joecacti22

He was a fun story but time for him to go back to delivering my lunch.

They asked Zac how he gets his best player the ball too. “Me git gud player run fast route he catched it down”

What it looks like when your head coach that refuses to give up play calling isnt a failed offensive coordinator at a low expectations college program.

These other teams make it look so easy with a fraction of the talent we have on offense.

What’s a tight end? I’m learning they are always available to catch a pass whenever they want.

Right?! My god these threads are way to difficult to find. I always try the game thread filter but then see that’s not a real thing apparently - maybe just get rid of that if you’re not using it properly.

Ahh ok thank you I wasn’t sure how low I should have it.

Thanks! I was watching some online videos on shaping while waiting on it to arrive. Thanks for the suggestions I’ll give it a shot.

Thanks! Great advice.

Try the meds. That’s the only thing that’s worked for me. I’ve had it my entire life and didn’t get on it until I was around 30. Shoulda done it sooner. I’m almost 50 now and I’ve never once had an issue with ED. I’ve tried getting off the meds twice and both times I went right back into my spiral. They work.

Pretty sure that’s how we got the mic cart but the other team sent Zac back and said we can just keep them both.

Coordinator? Sorry best we can do is an unknown position coach.

He’s in Arizona. If this picture was taken recently I notice he’s wearing a pretty heavy jacket and gloves so he’s probably in a rural, mountainous part of Arizona. The revolver and the knife are probably not for protection against people or to “look like a badass”.

I live north of Phoenix. I have bobcats walk past my window, rattlesnakes on my property and of course coyotes. There are bears and jaguars in parts of the state as well. Most often you don’t have to worry too much. I enjoy riding in very sparse areas where very few people are and I like to get off and look around. I’ve thought about getting a concealed carry just to have on me in case. Also the knife everyone is cracking on can be really useful out here too.

God he’s such an idiot. I like the new play this year where he sends out the old immobile QB Flacco to try to draw the other team offsides on 4 and short. Instead of just having the balls to actually go for it.

He’s a pretty bad coach. Especially considering the talent he’s had.

I like to compare to Sam Wyche since he’s the last coach to get us to a Super Bowl before Zac. He was fired (resigned?) after just 1 year removed from making the playoffs.

After 7 years:
Sam = 58/53
Zac Asack = 52/63/1
Marvin = 56/55

After 8 years:
Sam = 61/66 48%
Zac Awhack = needs to go 9/8 to get to 61/71/1 46.2%
Marvin = 60/67 47.24%

Sam: 2/1 in the playoffs with 1 Super Bowl loss
Zac: 4/1 in the playoffs with 1 Super Bowl loss and has missed the playoffs for 3 most likely 4 years.
Marvin: 0/7 in the playoffs. Missed 3 seasons before fired.

Nah. You know he failed as an OC for UC? UC. They dont really have high expectations. Guarantee when he’s done here the best he’s going to get is a QB coach. Maybe another shot at OC in college or HC in high school.

“He was not defenseless”? Really? So having your head yanked backward as you’re going down isn’t enough to make you defenseless?

Never had I wanted to not have the score on the screen than the cheerleader shot.

I remember car shopping about 15 years ago and the sales guy tried to sell me on the chrome package lol. Man I grew up around old muscle cars and pickups - I know what chrome is. You think I’m going to pay extra for a shiny reflective sticker?

That being said. I actually do like chrome. Real chrome. The all blacked out stuff has gotten old to me.

And after the break we have word that someone is starting to play Overwatch.

Why is Simmons still coaching here?

Right. Everyone hating on the guy that ran into the punter but wtf they calling an all out punt block there? Risk vs reward was so skewed there.

Our returner thought he was playing Tecmo Bowl