u/killertortilla

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Except whenever there is public punishment it's just who Xi doesn't like.

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Xi and Modi might as well be the same person. They're both unbelievably corrupt little tyrants.

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When the leader of your country gets supreme power until he dies with a vote of 3000-2 you know there's no rights for anyone unless he says so.

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I mean you right, but potholes that take you to the backrooms sound pretty dangerous to me.

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Wow apparently I just can’t read

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Car collisions with horses and kangaroos are way more prevalent here afaik

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Is this Hitler? Not this time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hKO8eHNi2OwX3PBUm6

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I just left a thread with upvoted comments like “men have been afraid to approach women for fear of rejection for centuries” it’s fucking insane what incels believe.

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We were lied to that power corrupts. Corrupted people are drawn to power.

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The most insane thing I’ve read today. No way you actually believe this horseshit.

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FUCK YES

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The right wing people are adopting the Trump playbook. It’s not the same thing. They are just getting more aggressive.

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“56 more replies”

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Yes? A fucking load of noise, falling, scraping, yelling, it’s not quiet.

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YOU COULD HAVE JOINED ME RICK

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Paulsoaresjr was one of the very first Minecraft YouTubers. Family man who is the most genuine guy I’ve seen on the platform. He keeps all his content kid friendly so you can watch everything with your kids too, as long as the game is also kid friendly. Been going for 16 years with nearly 5000 videos now.

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Dude there are so many dogs howling I am begging you please stop blowing that whistle.

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Does hearing count? One of the Monty Python movies has the funniest joke in the world. If you hear it you will inevitably laugh to death. It was transcribed one word at a time into German to be used in the war. One researcher accidentally saw two words and was hospitalised for weeks.

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Also an exceptionally spooky short horror video on YouTube. Highly recommend.

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I agree but I’m also not taking advice from someone who beats the shit out of a waiter.

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Human beings screaming when a mountain lion bites into them are not known to be very quiet.

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Watching it again through the eyes of someone reviewing it (Knightly) fresh is so funny. It’s written so fucking poorly but young me loved it.

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You think she could have been eaten alive and not made a sound? 25 feet away and the guy didn’t hear someone being eaten by a big cat?

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Kinda hard to trip and fall down a mountain without making a bunch of noise. That’s the part that’s stumping me. If this is all true what could possibly have happened silently?

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It's like watching every Jason Stathem movie. They're not written well but you're not really there for good writing.