u/kittenclowder

Don’t forget his obvious hair plugs

I haven’t, it’s my first year here. I have a feeling it will be pretty big though.

I live at the village and there’s a costume contest for a decent amount of money

Hopefully it wasn’t and important part of your blurn

This would have worked on ugly betty

Every grammatical error he makes. I’m not his teacher and I could see it being frustrating for him to constantly be corrected.

I cried laughing at Bossypants

Humphrey

They’re smalls so may be tight on you

I have motorcycle jackets and a pair of gloves I’m willing to part with if you’re interested.

There’s nothing worth sharing like the love that let us share our names. Not sure if it’s familial love or speaking about marriage though.

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Granny->Grandmother—>Old Lady—->Grumpy Old Lady——>Baby Old Lady

Let the toasting begin

Depending on how frequently you like to go out and if you prefer a variety of places vs same few bars and restaurants I would opt for far north Dallas. If you’re okay with mid tier food and decent bars Plano would be fine.

Edit to add Plano does have nice parks and walking/biking trails, but so does Dallas and being more central to a slew of different downtowns/neighborhoods would be more important for me, personally.

This works specifically for conservative/republican men. There’s a joke about it that essentially alludes to these men not liking them because typically you have to be 18 to get the piercings and thus too old for them to be attracted to.

Mine was gone for a month after getting out and I randomly got a call from the microchip company saying he had been found 40 miles away in a completely different city. He’s very friendly so my assumption was someone found him and took him and he got out from their house. Never give up hope!

Too hot to be straight

A girl was invited to a sleepover by popular girls, thinking she had finally made friends with them she accepted and went to the slumber party where they held her down and shaved her eyebrows off. She obviously struggled and ended up with cuts all over her face. Teen girls are fucking ruthless and scary.

That’s fair, it’s pretty salty

I have a 55 lb black mutt I found on the street with absolutely massive teeth that barks at anyone with a hat/beard/sunglasses. He’s a big baby but no one would ever believe it.

Now they just need Tangiers under it

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His first Maine vacation

Try the tulip farm in pilot point, Texas tulips I believe

Finally, someone that can make out the clitellum