u/kittyhm

Princess Leia

Would make more sense if it was assault with a potato, because I can totally see that happening...

^{I rolled The Crime: Aggravated assault on a potato · The Sentence: One year house arrest}

Death to Smoochy

Traffic

^{I rolled T}

Sounds doable

^{Rolled: Your weapon: Death note | Your vehicle: Unicycle | Your ally: Darth Vader}

ok

^{I rolled Scenario: You know when someone is lying · But: No consequence}

"You expect me to move?"

"Either that, or I'm sitting on your lap, chucklefuck. And I had chili for dinner."

Gap

For that much, yes

^{Rolled: YOUR DISH: Bowl of plain yogurt mixed with garlic}

Sweet corn

^{Rolled: It needs to have this color in it:: Yellow | It definitely can't have: Lactose | And as a final touch could you make sure its:: Sweet}

Don't want nobody ringing the bell anyway

^{I rolled No-clean gutters · Non-functional doorbell}

Kamikaze, Kami for short

Christine on Night Court.

Elsbeth with Elsie as the nickname

Just ate, but this made me hungry

^{Rolled: Main course: Stack of buttermilk pancakes | Side: 3 strips of bacon | Something sweet: Yogurt of your choice | Beverage: Breakfast smoothie}

Soul mate has nothing to do with romance. It can be between romantic partners, but it doesn't have to be.

page

page

possibly

^{I rolled Swan}

possibly

^{I rolled Swan}

I stepped on a bull thistle in the yard very young and lost my thrill of being barefoot.

no

^{Rolled: Food?: Dog poo}

brass

sloth