u/lonely_stoner_daze
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Some public schools get a little gungho about attendance. Unless you're hooked up to an iron lung or something they're going try attempt to get you into school, sick or not.
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Just squeeze it
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Just keep cut up pieces of straw in your wallet smh noobs
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Honestly after I reached adulthood most of her music started sounding like this to me.
"You thought I wasn't good enough but I am teehee look how successful my career is and how many great things I've done" is the gist of like 80% of her songs while the last 20% are talking about her ex mistreating her.
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Just made my mom at Grandma at 44. I'm 24 and my son is 1
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She's repeating things people have said about her.
Her costumes suck, her smile is weird, her ass is inverted, she dances like she just inhabited her first human body, stuff like that
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I'm gonna keep calling him Baby the Purple Cow 🤣 it'll make me feel a little better about my lack of knowledge around my own country's history
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I love tit windows, they're beautiful 🤣🤣
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That sounds adorable 🤣🤣 she's a baddie with a fatty
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If it's not hot outside then it's no problem. The worst they can do is fuck up the car but if someone is comfortable leaving them in the car on a cool day with the windows down then the dog is most likely not gonna tear the car apart and choke on the pieces.
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Ngl she looks goofy as hell and I love it. Like what the fuck is that? Her head is massive and her legs are so little like a baby. 😭🤣 Reminds me of those Pit and dachshund mixes.
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Another native Texan here, I can believe it. Most of the civil war was taught to me through movie analysis (not documentaries) and KaHoot! when I was in private school in 6th grade. They practically beat the origin of "Don't tread on me" and "Remember the Alamo" into our heads over the course of 3 weeks while we spend a week or 2 at a time at most on the rest of American history. Hell, we even learned about fucking Paul Bunyan, the magic lumber jack with his purple cow or what we the fuck at one point.
Some school are absolutely dookie dog shit ass. I learned more in public school than I did in private school, but just barely.
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Did bro just try to body check a fucking car?? WHY?!??!
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It's possible, just time consuming and annoying.
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Why tf is this sub so outrageously negative now?? It's called r/ MILDLY infuriating, not r/ we only complain about life changing issues.
This is a textbook example of something infuriating, but not really that big of a deal.
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You had me til that last part 😭🤣
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I got a single tube of lip liner in a massive fucking box with packing paper but my detergent got shipped in a bag. I received a message that it was destroyed in transit twice before I actually got the damn thing. I could've gone to the store and got it but it was on sale for half the price it is at Walmart and I just couldn't pass that up
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None of what you said doesn't add up or not make sense. It actually sounds pretty normal
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It's not really that obvious when there's people saying the same thing in complete seriousness 😅
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From old money to new money.
She went from rich to slightly less rich wym bro 😭
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12 year old distant cousin Kevin probably
There are very few women that can make me feel genuine envy. She is one of them