u/malcor88

Not joined and my heart just dropped through my arsehole

A LAN party a mutual friend organised. We were the only ones that smoked and it went from there.

That person that is casually walking in front of you and then suddenly stop. Don't fucking brake check me when I'm walking.

Dating has always been hard nowadays. It's not a recent concept, it's just different to how it was 5 years ago, and 5 years before than, and before that.

Perceptions change all the time.

It's like Jimmy Carr's joke about a Nanna saying men used to be polite back in her day. Yes because men were trying to fuck you.

Don't know if this counts, but for some reason in school, if we walked over 3 drains we had to spit on the middle one. 2 drains were fine and you avoided 1 drain.

🤷🏼‍♂️

Over the last 20 year, having a degree to be a programmer is becoming more and more useless unless you're doing systems coding

I've genuinely tried to find myself and I can't see me. The film was called Owd Bob

Because I was technically an extra at that point

I accidentally walked through a filming for a movie on a field near where I lived. Some guy came running up, asked me to sign an extras waver and gave me £200 because they didn't want to reshoot the scene

EDIT: I was young at the time and had to get my mum to sign consent too

I'll read it. I'll watch it. I'm not expecting much. I wonder if we'll have an entire chapter discussing Connie's vulva?

14, it's my favorite double on a dart board. I won my first real match with it.

I could bath in it

Like I always say, try anything at least once

Quinoa

Ffs I don't need another fetish

Getting my clothes ready the night before ready for the next morning when I wake up. Set's me up for the day.

Elizabeth Hurley - Bedazzled

Although there was definitely a stiring with Json and the Argonauts

Literally this.

Every time I see her, I just think of that scene! Really conflicting when she's playing tennis.

I KNEW IT!

Probably quite tame, but I love mutual masturbation. No touching each other just being naughty together.

Also I'll admit urolagia has piqued my interest as of late

As long as we got on well and I absolutely loved her, I would. We all have history and it's exciting

Showrunner??? Da fuck you talkin' about that's the real Don Vittorio

Cheese and Jam (Jelly) on toast

A master was created, closer to what you would call burning. Then they would use the master to make copies by "pressing" the DVDs. A bit like a stamp.

They don't fall off, I typically knock/rip them off on the edge of my sofa or a thick jumper.