u/maynardd1

57.9k post karma · 29.6k comment karma · joined May 2013

  1. 501points

    Smash burger with toppings (old.reddit.com)

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  2. 1,041points

    Hey Ford, while I can afford this, I will never pay you 80k for a truck, then subscription fees to unlock something the truck already does. Sseriously, you can f#ck all the way off. (i.redd.it)

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maynardd1

I appreciate your enthusiasm, and OPs attempt, but "perfect", its not

maynardd1

Getting better, try chives over scallions next time, can't wait to see the next

maynardd1

Fuuuuck yeah!! I have no doubt the folks of this sub will embrace this like the masterpiece it is..

maynardd1

Yes, it cooks the top faster, leaving the yolk as runny as possible... and cutting out any uncooked egg white

maynardd1

Nonstick pan, medium heat, small amount of oil/butter. Cover the pan with a tight fitting lid and cook about 3 minutes until done on top. If Im being honest, these are slightly over done.

Ideally, I like the yolks to remain bright yellow

maynardd1

Well, I appreciate you as well.. I hope you have an amazing night

maynardd1

Thank you, I appreciate it

maynardd1

Yeah, absolutely horrible.. hard to call that a Sonoran dog.

maynardd1

Hell, I'd sign up for it too.. sure as hell not gonna pass up a 5 million dollar salary, even if I have to say stupid shit I don't believe

maynardd1

No cheese.. it would be good tho

maynardd1

Jesus man, while you might not be wrong, have some respect for the dead and the family that will have to deal with the aftermath. Next time, just move on..

maynardd1

Thank you, it was pretty tasty

maynardd1

I'm excited, I've got tickets to see it in my local theater this Friday night!

maynardd1

Geeze, I had no idea anyone was charging for remote start, that's absolutely insane

maynardd1

Well, I too am American and I couldn't disagree any more, we enjoy all types of bread. From fresh Jewish rye from our local deli to homemade butter milk biscuits, they're all good.

I guess we all make our own reality, I'm just sorry you don't find any joy where there should be just a little.

maynardd1

Holy shit, lemme get this straight

You believe both bread and tortillas are nothing more than transportation instruments to get "things that taste good" into your stomach?

I feel really bad for you if this is the case. A real tortilla, not Mission or the like..Or a fresh sourdough loaf can bring exquisite flavor to any party.

You need to get out more.

maynardd1

It was really good, thank you

maynardd1

Do you take exception to my lack of E's? Lol

maynardd1

Interesting, you'd be team ketchup on a fish sandwich as well? I've not tried that, but I'd guess it wouldn't be too bad

maynardd1

But.. you want to be a dick if it is my first language?

maynardd1

I made this one, I've not seen a Dukes brand, but I'll definitely keep an eye out now, I love their mayo

maynardd1

Not Gorton's but Sea Pack.. the "pub style" beer batter, super crispy in the air fryer

maynardd1

Ha.. "pickle platform", nice. Thank you