u/mehefin

Surr

^{I rolled Facebook}

Lol

^{Rolled: Where do you live?: Mansion | Who are you married to?: The captain of the football team | What’s your job?: Beach bum | Yearly Salary: $100 Bajillion}

Herbivores

^{Rolled: question: What do we call animals that eat only plants?}

I signed up for the NHS bone marrow register probably 30 years ago. Is this a separate thing?

Cool, I guess

^{I picked Utility [Rolled Acid doesn't hurt you]}

Probably not

^{I rolled Fortnite}

Sure!

^{I rolled Alpaca}

Nidorina

^{Rolled: That starts with:: N}

No

^{Rolled: ARE U AFRAID: 🪦 Attending Your Best Friend's Funeral}

Wheny mother had cancer, they put her in a side room because that's what they did with people who were very close to death. She was still getting treated.She just wasn't on the open ward.

Definitely

^{I rolled Rice of any kind}

Brazil

^{Rolled: Guess! That! Country!: BR_Z_L}

Nope. It’s 83%.

^{I rolled 68}

Umm, YES!

^{I rolled Eat this: ear wax · Win this: 3 trillion}

Nahh

^{I rolled piss kink}

Granted. They're really dangerous.

That all looks fine to me!

^{I rolled The "Pet": A tiny alien · The catch: it sighs deeply at nothing · Reedeming quality: It smells like cookies}

Woohoo! How much?

^{Rolled: 1% chance of winning the lottery: You win!}

I recently renewed my home insurance and noticed that the cover had been reduced, with war damage specifically excluded. I ended up switching to another insurer that didn't have that exclusion. Are other insurers adding this clause too? And does it suggest they see an increased risk of war-related damage, or is it just standard policy wording?

Sounds about right

^{Rolled: Who died?: Your dad | What did they leave you?: A new mother | How do you react?: Run away | Do you live happily ever after?: I dunno .-.}

So Rocket, basically

^{I rolled Your Animal: Raccoon · Its Personality: Severe Anger Issues}

Sure

^{I rolled Sort paperclips by finish type}

I focus on one type and delete all lower levels of other types. Once I get the wonder, I focus on another.

Sure

^{I rolled Mystery Prize A box of Cracker Jack}

Absolutely

^{Rolled: Food: Prime ribeye with red wine jus and potatoes | Your reward..: $-1000}