u/mess1ah1

The second picture is literally showing a drill, you Godamn liar.

So it’s AI, it’s still fucking funny. You dill holes that come and post that AI slop comment on stuff like this any time you get the chance have a serious problem. 😂

Fucking Hitler Cat.

I’d get your name tattooed on my ass.

Looks like an ape running toward the bike…

Why block it though. It stairs. [r/unexpectedmitch](r/unexpectedmitch)

Is “mailing a package” code for having sex with your girl?

I hope the Spurs win. Just because of this bullshit. And I don’t like basketball and I’m from NY.

Every spring, when I get the garden tractor out from storage, I have to clean out a mouse nest that inevitably has baby mice in it. I give those baby mice, lovingly, to my chickens. Those bitches love baby mice.

Someone should tell these other fighters. “Listen, if that bitch takes her foot off the floor, you’re getting kicked in the face.”

Nah. Fuck you. You’re an asshole and don’t deserve that kid.

I had some fucking douche park next to me like that. I parked in the farthest spot from the store and this fucker parked right next to me. Plenty of empty spots. I hocked a fat ass loogie on his windshield.

Our six month old daughter fell off the bed onto a concrete floor. Our seven month old son fell off the bed onto a wooden floor. Our two year old son hung himself upside down by his pull-up on a kitchen drawer trying to get a cookie…don’t worry about it. Kids are resilient.