u/mess1ah1

The glove didn’t fit. So they had to acquit.

That is a perfectly good sized carrot.

And these pickles were hand carved you say?

Where’s that bitch Carol Baskin?

Whose horse is that?

At 29?! Bro stop playin’

I say excuse you.

Yes. Around $532.

Have you seen Count Chocula now?

Your whore of a girlfriend fucked someone else.

Yes

The only time I wear sunglasses is when I go fishing. And I don’t fish.

That is literally not what I said. Stop your bullshittery, bullshitterer.

Brudder…

This happened to my 19 year old son a couple months ago. F-350, got new tires mounted. Left the shop, got on the highway and his right rear tire left the chat. Went by him, and kept on rolling. He managed to get over to the median and stop. Fucking tire shop didn’t tighten the lugs. Ended up needing a new hub, rotor, caliper, brakes, and studs. Amazingly, the wheel was fine.

Why the actual fuck is he wearing a mask? Outdoors.

Habibi

This is how you say “shut the fuck up” without dying.

You didn’t. I was being sarcastic to the idiot who said racists are morons because they clearly feel the white guy was being racist because he dared to stand up for himself.

Not in my F-250, but yes in my Mustang.

At least this way when you get pissed and flip the board because of rent payments, nothing happens.

Weed

Yeah. In Nova Scotia. In dress C uniform.

I have been loving animals and eating meat all my life. So yes, it can be done. You dumb cunt.

Well ya gotta wash it after purchase. Get the stealership filth off it…you dumb bot.