u/miserable_failure

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miserable_failure

just want to come home to you after work and cuddle while we watch a movie and then fuck eachother until we fall asleep

miserable_failure

it would be fun to watch my cum drip out of your pussy

miserable_failure

i’m worried my thick cock wouldn’t fit in that tight little ass

miserable_failure

come up to you and pull my cock out and let you suck it until you’re dripping then pick you up and slam my balls against your tight little ass as i empty every last ounce of cum into you

we lie down as i use one of your toys and my tongue to have you cum as you slowly lick my dick as you feel it growing again in your mouth until it’s fully hard and i flip you over and squeeze your ass while fucking iou from behind

miserable_failure

There's a strike right now -- but inter-island is chill.

miserable_failure

What if they just tipped you a couple dollars on the floor, would you be ok then?

miserable_failure

I definitely could do what that toy is doing. Not pulling out either, want to make sure every drop is as deep inside you as possible

miserable_failure

I can’t stop thinking about the first time my cock slides into your ass pulling your waist towards me

miserable_failure

my cock is so fucking hard. i need to feel that asshole

miserable_failure

god asshole looks fucking tight

miserable_failure

I understood immediately, maybe you’re just a dipshit

miserable_failure

i can’t stop jerking off to this

miserable_failure

The face of a knock on the window at a truck stop.

miserable_failure

I’m sorry you’ll never know the true love that comes when a man and woman go to planned parenthood to terminate an unwanted pregnancy

miserable_failure

It’s a play-on words.

miserable_failure

Those are definitely my search terms.

miserable_failure

i jerked it to her so many times

miserable_failure

Hope you’re in Seattle because i’m not letting that pussy sleep tonight

miserable_failure

Why don't you post your shitty tits again. You can think about my ickle winkle cumming on them.

miserable_failure

Predictable response from shitty tits.

miserable_failure

You're a dipshit with shitty tits.

miserable_failure

can you jerk me off one last time on to them

miserable_failure

i’d eat that ass

miserable_failure

then come over and get this dick in your mouth

miserable_failure

you trying to get married or what