u/murse_joe

People just don’t know what else to say

We just get him really into smoking those white cylinders

Bill and Ben, I don’t feel so good

Wow big shot fancy insurance executive. Can afford to treat whatever’s making him shit blood.

I agree. Even ones like Cars or Toy Story there’s one or two token “girl cars” or “girl toys”

Specify: there have been eight starships called USS Stardiver

“Got a call for you”

“Still in the ER.”

“But you have a call”

“Ok well I’m still still in the ER…”

Shit the procedure was probably pushed to mid afternoon anyway lol

Throw a bagel? In this economy?

Theyre pretty useful when you think about it. Bananas are handy. That sword that makes wind is pretty fun. And the double shot bow is one of my favorites .

Letting my mind wander is not exactly relaxing. That’s when I am my most anxious and angry. The overstimulation is coming from inside the house.

Sometimes you get the bear and sometimes the bear gets you

Depends on church. Catholics display the flag of the Vatican City 🇻🇦. There are flags for most Christians denominations.

Pretzel day! 🥨

https://giphy.com/gifs/IyDB5BjROzK0EXJy2r

“Oh, it’s not awkward. I just kept thinking of funny things.”

Old lady. Gray hair. Walker. Jeez don’t you nurses know anything!

Unacceptable, full stop. He’s minimizing your experience and pain. And insulting your intelligence, he thinks you’d never get a nosebleed? Don’t say anything to him. He’s not listening.

“It looks like they were signs of a struggle”

“My friend, it’s a struggle every day!”

I like this? No I’d 100% like to just do things. Not put it off. Not make a crisis. I know what to do. I just can’t.

Sweet!

Good news u/That_Boysenberry4501 you’re no longer disabled! According to this person on the internet

Hahaha! Oh I’m not uncomfortable. I’m just thinking of funny things.

[citation needed]

You’re just making wild assumptions that this person woulda lived or not been permanently disabled from the flu.

Or tell me more about how rural Alaskans have access to preventative care

Flu kills thousands a year. Don’t be an ass. There’s absolutely times when the ER is appropriate and life saving.