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Is this the PG version of “I’m not here to fuck spiders”.

Good bot.

What do you need yeast for?

How they didn’t get busted by hot engines is a mystery.

A realistic Australian fan here - we won't be getting it for another couple of years...

They've got a name for that, it's pink.

Sex Cauldron, I thought they closed that place down?

The look of a man who knows he has a sweet ‘just divorced cake’ waiting for him outside.

Yeah some guys get self conscious about that.

We always called them the sausage plane.

Also in terms of your technology resources how thorough is your documentation. Just imagine your own personal documentation covers about 90% of your IT equipment. So maybe you have a few thigns not documented but you use them pretty regularly so you don't need them documented, or you don't really touch them all that often but know how they work.

Now imagine you are a huge multinational with 95% of your environment documented. How many devices or pieces of technology does that leave out? 1000, 50000? Maybe you don't touch a domain registration for a few years and then the person responsible finds another job and his email account is closed because it's been 3 years and nothing import has come into it in a long time. Those re-registration emails are bouncing and then your domain lapses.

I have known of users to gain access to a building with no power which had security on sirte to prevent access. They ended up calling about not having power on in the building so not only didn't read their many emails ont he subject leading up to the event, but had also managed to slip past security and get into the building using the stair wells.

Basement dweller: "Some dickhead has used half a roll of duct tape sticking this stupid notice about god damn stairs over the card reader to unlock this door and anotherone covering the bloody door handle. What a waste of resources"

Well no other trains are.

Well they didn’t start by saying ‘trust me’ so it checks out.

Even more fun on dirt roads where you can’t see what’s coming the other way. Or when they come towards you in the middle of the road and you just have to pull over wether there is a shoulder or not.

Nah man that is awesome. You just have to go into it knowing they are trying to screw your and you are trying not be screwed and it all just feels so much more friendly and fun.

I love those sorts of markets and people, especially when they remember you from a couple days before and have a friendly chat knowing they aren’t getting anymore business from you.

Having said that I love visiting markets in different countries and cities when I visit. So I may be positively biased going into it.

Results may vary. Have tried this and had my girlfriend join me and try to start some fun times but was too stoned to realise. That was many years ago and she has never done that since.

I live in Australia so nto something I can do anytime soon. But I would love to see these dudes in their natural environment like that.

Same amount of ‘stache on different amounts of face.

Coming out feeling about ten pounds lighter.

I always knew they existed but have never really seen footage that shows them just going about their business like that.

They were always just one of those things like Narwhals that could just as easily be a prehistoric creature and I would have no idea because I have never seen one before.

Nah man sharks are endangered now. I heard he had ill tempered sea bass.

But can he microwave a burrito so hot even he can’t eat it?

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