u/ohdeeuhm

lol you fucking dork 😂

What an absolute manbaby loser. Holy sheeeeit. You dodged one hell of a low IQ dork. That kind of condescending talk reminds me of my loser “alpha” cousins who are all… one sided. iykyk.

That’s amazing. I love my wife so much and I can only hope I get to be as lucky as your parents. Fuck. Now I’m crying.

This made me laugh so hard. Ugh. I needed that.

FUCK YOU TINA! MIND YA OWN DAMN BUSINESS!

I didn’t realize just how some folks move until I made a friend who is wealthy. He doesn’t think twice about dropping a grand on some random shit. For all we know OP may have spent pennies for each raid pass and have ~$100 invested.

What gave it away? The 9 gram bag of meth or the dirty meth pipe?

Side note, do you do any investigative work for hire?

Dude joining

As a man who has aaaaaalllllwaays suffered from finishing too fast no matter what I do, I knew early on that I needed to get good at other stuff. It was embarrassing as hell. I spent my life feeling ugly and inadequate, so I figured I was doomed to also be shitty as sex. I realized one day that most men are shit at sex because they are selfish, finish quickly, or both.

Then I learned a super power: Go down and make sure she goes first. Holy crap. It took that embarrassing weight off my shoulders AND made my partner happy. So I leaned into that, paid attention to what made the experience better, and never looked back. I promise I am not exaggerating when I say that one of my exes and my wife have both told me I did things no other guy has ever done. I have taken immense pride in that haha.

Fellas who are reading this, do it. It will change your sex life. Obviously talk to your partner first, make sure it is something she would like.

Peach Phillies 4 LYFE bro. Peach White Owls are in there too. Fuck some “backwoods” 😂 angry old man noises

I love this story. Congrats on being a frickin badass. I couldn’t imagine EVER EVER EVER calling my wife names. It legit makes my heart hurt just thinking about it. Not only is she my best friend, but she depends on me and relies on me, and vice versa. I am in no way trying to boast about how awesome of a husband I am lol, but I do think more people need to see that it is perfectly normal (and much easier) to treat your spouse with dignity and respect. I love to see shitty spouses facing the consequences, and I’m happy for YOU internet stranger.

My first boss in IT, at my very first help desk job, was an absolute tyrant. We were considered late if we weren't showing up 15 minutes early... to a freaking help desk job. He told me at my mother's funeral "My contribution is letting you have those extra three days off". He was actually pissed when I told him I was taking another week off on top of those 3 days. My mom died. My freaking best friend. Man, fuck that guy. FUCK YOU LARRY!

I am so freaking thankful to be able to come and go as I need/want. I don't make a lot of money (public sector), but I have certain freedoms that ARE worth money to me. I could grab my bag and go home right this second and no one would ask the first question.

lemme get this straight… You’ve got one low key bad boy, tatted up, can prob kickflip, and his autistic, Mormon homeschooled buddy. To round it off you have a health conscious, nerdy, yet suave af, black dude they met at a Thursday night Dungeons and Dragons game at a local card shop. Tell me that doesn’t feel plausible.

Mate I’m jealous, I’ve been waiting for my pumpkin to fruit for months. Congrats!

Nice haul!! I just messaged you and sent my trainer code in case you’d like to add an extra friend.

Let me guess….. You like dick and JD Vance?

Damn that was inspiring. Are you, per chance, in communication with alien gods? Can you recharge crystals with your minds eye? If not, it’s ok, you can YouTube it. I’m looking for a new guru/spiritual leader and I think you have what it takes.

👍

I believe you Dave, you intelligent fucker, you.

These thcp gummies made me high for ~36 hours. I spent my entire life being skeptical when people say "oh I was high for two days". Now I understand. And when I say high, I mean uncomfortably fucking high. I am a heavy user and a heavy dude. I took 1/2 of a gummy and melted. This shit is dangerous if you’re not careful.

Dinosaur Jr hands down. And I’ve been to a metric fuckload of metal/punk/rock shows over the last 25 years.

$$$ is the answer. During the last event, I was in a rural area. I had to use ~22 remote raid passes to get enough energy for both dogs. Since the energy reward fluctuates, it’ll take 8-11 raids to get enough energy.

That’s funny, because that’s what I’ve been doing. I buy the ticket well after I hit 100 because the balls, rare candy, etc is worth the price of a crappy fast food lunch that I may otherwise buy.

You should start mirror trading with someone or starting an alt account and trade with yourself. I’ve gotten 5 luckies in the last month. Heck, I got one today, lucky Wigglet lol. It’s goofy, but it’s kinda dope.

We have a decent size group that gets together for raids and such. Add me on Pogo if you’d like:

897702023064

That offer is open to anyone else who made need friends on PoGo. For the most part, I send gifts daily.

Yeah, that’s true. These days people are quick to put others on blast across social media. I also think it helped that I was just a dumb kid (15-20) and this all took place, for the most part, 15+ years ago, before the prevalence of social media. No one gave a shit about some angry teenager venting on their blog lol. The older I got, the less I cared about trying to meet folks. Although, now that I’m thinking about it, I was really hoping I would bump into J or Lou when Dinosaur Jr was in town a few months back haha.