u/ojodeasperger

1. Pokimane

2. Jenna Ortega

3. AOC

4. Ana De Armas

5. Victoria Pedretti

6. Emiru

7. Mikey Madison

8. Madison Beer

9. Olivia Rodrigo

10. Aubrey Plaza

11. Krysten Ritter

12. Ariana Grande

^{Ana de Armas | Monica Bellucci | Sydney Sweeney | Anne Hathaway | Denise Richards | Marisa Tomei | Adria Arjona | Elizabeth Olsen | Megan Fox | Jenna Ortega}

Replace the Coca-Cola with a Pepsi.

Moon in Scorpio, Venus and Mars in Cancer, and not knowing why.

Water

but it contains arsenic

Venus in Cancer, and the toppings are quite traditional: ham and bell pepper, prosciutto and arugula, or blue cheese.

All those sacrificed for the sake of six nuclear warheads, watching as a tungsten rod destroys the sacred ground.

Gta

but there is no "shoe store"

^{Passion that pays $50/hour | Passion that pays $500/hour}

Yes, but as the owner of an arms company.

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definitivamente

hello

I don’t just have cats and dogs; I also have a history of several war crimes.

yes

Definitivamente

┏━ 🎚️ BLIND RANK · u/ojodeasperger ━━━━ ┃ Rank These life perks From best to worst ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 1 never get a mosquito bite🔥 🥇 ┃ 2 Unlimited soda🥤 🥈 ┃ 3 Get any parking space you want 🥉 ┃ 4 Free pizza every friday🍕 ┃ 5 Free plane tickets ┃ 6 Unlimited lego sets ┃ 7 Free sports tickets anywhere ┃ 8 Free Gas⛽ 💀 ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

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🔥 Boldest take: never get a mosquito bite🔥 crowned #1 · Free Gas⛽ dead last

Ronaldo will play in 2030 World Cup

but he receives a red card in the first match

https://preview.redd.it/bfl1l4e0vhwh1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb860021233884425c4e2e10b138e2981efab7ec

meanwhile, someone with Mars in Cancer and the Moon in Scorpio

Wife: Amanda, SideChick: Rachelle Ruth, FWB: Abigail Ratchford, Coworker: Mikayla Demaiter, OneNightStand: Skylar Simpson, NextDoorNeighbor: Violet Myers, Ghost: Lasirena69

Cómo se degradó la conciencia de clase

😀

bolth

Sotoa: We have an orbital kinetic bombardment weapon. We could try to take North Point.

Mobius 1: They did.

The Shadow squadron attempts to attack the Joker squadron by cutting off its path over neutral airspace. Out of nowhere, a Latin chant begins to play alongside the distinctive sound of a railgun loading.

┏━ 🎚️ BLIND TIER · u/ojodeasperger ━━━━ ┃ War crimes by how likely you are to commit them ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 🟥 S Abusing war criminals, Plundering or devastating, Taking hostages ┃ 🟧 A Killing unarmed humans, No survivor taking ┃ 🟨 B Using bio Chem or gas weapons, Performing bio experiments ┃ 🟩 C Starving the populus ┃ 🟦 D — ┃ 🟪 F Faking a truce (waving flags), Child soldiers ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━