u/partack

that cable underneath is doing work..

Peeduh, the horse is here.

oh thank god it wasn't just me that thought this. lmao

applause~

Reboot of disney's "dinosaurs" looking kinda low-budget..

Ah yes, additional help for a post created a year ago for a very specific question that was already resolved.

Thanks?

nice cock

"hang in there" motivational poster

"You can do anything if you put your mind to it. Science says so."

— Cave Johnson

Oh. I looked up how to make lemonade. Turns out you rub the zest into the sugar and let it sit for a little to make the sugar extra lemony.

I've never made lemonade before so i was confused. :D

i mean, technically you could grow almost anything into various shapes if you wanted. you could start your own square tomato company for sh*ts and giggles

edit: oh, turns out that used to be, and probably still is, a thing. (i dont care about what the blog post is saying, i only care that there were square tomatoes)

what's the cheese grater for? ^{or is that the hmmm?..}

vroom vroom!

not now sweaty, mommy's cyber bullying.

near-sighted gynaecologist.

So that's where headcrabs come from.

That link didn't work, but I found a bunch of other news articles covering it thanks to the headline in the URL:

SEATTLE - Sound Transit light rail service was impacted Tuesday evening after a 70-year-old woman drove her car onto the tracks at the Mount Baker station. According to Sound Transit, a car got stuck on the elevated tracks, causing service disruptions. Seattle Fire said they found a 70-year-old woman at the scene who was able to get out of the car. She was taken to a local hospital via ambulance.

1 Line service was replaced by shuttle buses between the SODO and Othello stations as the Mount Baker Station remained closed. 2 Line service was unaffected.

mom found the piss drawer

hmmm

are they ok? :)

Hmmm

They must have worked at Verizon for 10 years.

r/uselessredcircle

's a good mouse, i got one of those

Edatlin just called. he wants his joke back.