u/patchworkpirate

941 post karma · 47.8k comment karma · joined Mar 2017

patchworkpirate

Get your AI bullshit out of here.

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The pachycephalosaurus was the best part of Beauty and the Beast, IMO.

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How's that cheeto dusted asshole taste?

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So he deserved to fucking die? I think the fuck not. GTFO with your bitch ass.

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Nah bitch, you make a claim you cite sources.

Edit: LMAO, calling me kid. There's a non-zero chance I'm older than your bitch ass.

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Fuck off, cunt. Thanks for proving my comment to be correct.

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Mine would still be in it if my mother hadn't offered to have my Master's Degree framed for Christmas.

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Graduated w/ my MS in May 2024 and walked. It was hot as hell, and they put the Master's candidates downstairs in the O'Connell Center. We were melting by the time we went out to the floor.

Parking was insane, but we got pretty lucky and hung out in the vehicle near the center until they opened up the lot.

No shenanigans for CALS, but one kid did lose his cap.

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Hopital

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I mean if she's being a cunt, call her a cunt.

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Fucking hell... take my upvote.

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It's stage IV pancreatic, it's terminal.

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Rafael* - he doesn't want people to use chosen names, so r/fucktedcruz and call him by his real name.

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They have that r/bigaltimaenergy_

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- Altima driver
- Crayon muncher
- Florida

This all tracks for shitty parking.

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Sterile, non-woven gauze specifically.

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Wanna bet?

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First of all, r/FuckGregAbbott . Second, that asshole MAGAt was the aggressor.

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25 yr aged in Cab barrels WhistlePig single malt. No Canadian whiskey is worth $110/shot.

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I have! They were wonderful and the bags look amazing! I have two new orders from them in the pipline.

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"Good Christian", Trumper, mail order bride. Anyone else surprised? /s