u/pickledpetunia

Cancer loves estrogen

ETA 🫂

Take a few deep breaths, splash your face with some cold water. You won’t look. Unless you have protection to do so. You got this!

Fat people

Go to Walmart, take one into the bathroom with you. Boom done.

If they swallowed any kind of battery get to the vet

A pretty one

Meghan is so tone deaf. She is another maga blonde. Sit down.

r/brandnewsentence

Y’all look mean

Mods on power trip

You’re being aggressive and it screams angry male. Scuttle back to your cave.

I hate that I just read that

LOL a whole MOB of folks! Hell yesssss

Believe it or not, jail

Yes!

She told me I needed to get my iq tested and see a therapist. Fkn cunt.

You don’t say? /s for real though, worked in fine dining (foh) and everyone was absolutely smashed up down sideways.

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

This lady is total trash animal acting ass. She’s an animal. Cavemen.

She can’t even answer a question.

Updateme! 10 days

Then you cook it! Loser. She probably works all day then takes care of your shitty children and you’re complaining about a warm meal she is making.

r/punchablefaces

lol

Well…in my defense, mods are fkn crazy and will say some nonsense like “you can’t make absolute statements without actually being there to inspect” or something to that tune.