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"I'd like to thank dbrand for sponsoring this video. Look at my sick Homeview setup with an ugly dbrand skin that shows the internals or makes it look like if Homeview existed in 1998 or whatever. Now let's get back to my optimal opinion."
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That dirty rotten Peepee Stroker Gang killed this boomin' Okbuddy town
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Shut up nerd
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Clark Kent after Metropolis got a Zara\)
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\) Link to the original joke by DaveMcNamee3000, Twitter.com, 2023.
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This is Chudgenius – with reformed lesbian and fentanyl expert Liz (left), Trump's Secretary of the Treasury Kandi Kitten (centre) and wife of a secretly gay evangelical priest, Prudence (right)
This promotional image was taken in the oval office of their producer, John Barron. Full of gold, very tasteful, very wealthy. A lot of people are saying this
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Wa gwaan mi breddas don't yuh stream dem bomboclat Ella Langley soun, stream mi album pan di internet. Babylon wan hold we down yuh dun know, all fruits ripe Jah bless
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Mogged the hack who reheated her nachos with that AI slop San Juan mi hijo song
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C0ngratulati0ns, Patient Zer0. Y0u have dec0ded the messages and s0lved the c0nundrum, but y0ur English Teacher still needs y0ur help. The wh0le nati0n needs y0ur help. I saw y0u trying t0 chew y0ur cuffs when we were playing "Ch00sing Texas". Y0u hate her, d0n't y0u, Patient Zer0? Y0u want her g0ne. Sure, sure, n0t like that – s0 l0ng as it's "0ff the charts". D0 n0t c0ntact us again – rest easy in the fact that the successful c0mpleti0n 0f y0ur missi0n is its 0wn reward – and the twenty alternate c0vers 0ur nati0n will receive.
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“Anything for my baby’s married arc,” Mr. Kelce reportedly said with a wink, as he signed the check.“That moustache looks real, I almost didn’t recognize ya, T.”
“I had to tell him I was running a Ponzi scheme a few times,” Jawahar said to our reporter after the arrest. “I couldn’t risk Ms. Swift implicated in this somehow. She has enough on her plate. And I know she has a… 𝕽𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 to protect.”
When reached for comment, Mr. Kelce’s representatives said the happy husband thought Ponzi was a type of baked pasta they were going to have, and was disappointed.
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OP you have AI-induced psychosis if you think that person is Anna Karina
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As in “Me goofball innit”? You British are so weird
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Kieslowski go back to bagging groceries bitch
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"Is this the Washington Post? My name is not important. Listen here – I have the flight manifests from a certain celebrity's private jet. It needs an editor's swift attention, because all I'm finding are blank spaces – if you catch my drift. Meet me in the car park in 1401 Wilson Boulevard. Make sure you're not followed."
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Thank you for that insight, Greater Israel.
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GTA VI is just going to be like Vice City for people with new consoles who want a different story 🥱
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I remember the day Glitter came out. Queen Victoria made it a bank holiday, and John F. Kennedy flew over to react to the album live on the BBC. People were on the streets, ready to listen to the album for the first time – at last, leave the Great Depression and the Gulf War behind us. Gosh, we were young gays then. The internet was still in its infancy.
But then – shock. Terror in the skies. Planes dropping leaflets in Italian, disappearing as they played "That's Amore (Slowed-Down Version)". It was an announcement by Antonio Fantano – the Italian Prime Minister. The fascist. My father, an old gay, hated him. "Glitter is a farewell from the decadent west," Fantano wrote. "And it is not a swan song. It is, more accurately, the squeak of an uneven table. 2 out of 10."
Rampage on the streets. French president Halsé calls for war, asks: "Can the basement they operate Italy from just collapse already?" War once again – it shook us, it became vibration in our Motorola Razrs. John F. Kennedy was unalived halfway from London to Washington, in Dallas by Gavrilo Princip, a gay. It made all of us a public target – we were somehow responsible for Glitter, for Kennedy's death, and somehow, war.
We weren't born ruthless. Living underground, as Fantano bombers hovered above, with barely one bar on our phone and zero data plans, condemned to linear entertainment – we became ruthless.
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Jerrder Hurrburr ernd Merrder Berr gert erngerd
Get outta here with those fuckin’ millennial meme names. Announce that to someone who cares – Bratz Limited and Hurr-Durr Sufferers Society
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They got a blue-haired feminist called Joanne Mattern desecrating Homer. Odysseus wasn't a dog – he already had a dog – his name was Argos! What kind of Goofy and Pluto paradox bullshit is this? Or let me guess – is the dog a balding man with a patchy beard now? Is it me? Is the dog a divorced man who can't clean his own underwear? Tell me honestly, Joanne. Is it me? Goddammit. I knew I shouldn't have put my personal information on that Hot Caucasian Ladies in Your Area website. You stole my personal information and made me the dog in Homer's epic. Typical radical leftist.
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ooo.... lady sabrita
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TAYLOR: You can buy and download The Life of a Showgirl Double LP Nuptial Edition with Wedding Band detail right now!
TRAVIS: Baby. Aren’t you forgetting something?
TAYLOR: That’s right! And you can receive His and Hers Cocktail Glasses (Wedding Guest version) for free right now if you use the code NEWERHEIGHTS.
TRAVIS: Mom, Dad, thank you. Taylor, I love you. And a special thank you to Enterprise Rent-a-Car for sponsoring this wedding. Now let’s get back to the show!
TAYLOR: (holds back tears of happiness) Thank you, Enterprise.
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Blandie’s fans use words like an illiterate infant stacks alphabet blocks – without any intention to form a meaningful sentence
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YAHWEH: Yup, that's me – I bet you're wondering how I ended up in this situation. You see, all I did was leave those crazy kids to their own devices for one eon... and they decided to create the modern state of Israel, build the Third Temple, start a seven-year global tribulation, and have a final apocalyptic battle in the plains of Megiddo.
(♪ BOSTON'S "MORE THAN A FEELING" PLAYS ♪)
YAHWEH: So, what did I do? Well, rolled up my sleeves, of course. If you want Armageddon... I'll make sure you're geddin' both of them.
(YAHWEH starts punching Evangelists and Orthodox Jews on the plains of Megiddo)
You know, you're just too intelligent for comedy. Your mind doesn't register pedestrian hyperbole like mine because it should be working on solving world hunger. Your mother was right.