u/randomdatascientist

same, asshole ( /s )

Because OP is fucking r\tarded* for thinking his cat is smart for "outwitting" the largest extant predator in coastal California. Apparently the cat is 15 years old, and thus invincible to being eviscerated.

I would vote for crooked ninja turtle lol.

Exactly. It's the same fucking idiots who can't manage a project for shit. Also don't forget the Murray Street bridge project shit show!

Oh no your steak is too juicy! Your lobster is too buttery!

Woah! Good find.

"Help for Sexual & Verbal Abuse with EMDR. I'll protect you as you climb."

Even if he was drunk this looks like a suicide attempt to me. Insane that he survived at 90 years old.

Suicide???