u/robinw77

Unlucky Fried Kitten

I live in Scotland and in my local Asda there are London Power sales people.

My barber does it to see if people are walking on the floor, and he uses multiple hairs in case one gets found.

Not sure why it got modded tbh, it was something along the lines of how they like how she has the trust to sit like that on my chair legs.

I’ve always wondered how the coordination works to synchronise language between everyone in a pub after a few pints 😂

Yes I love it!

Same place as the Citroen 1CV I suppose

Same here, I’ve been without a phone case for like 10 years now. People are amazed I haven’t smashed them. But on the other hand I’ve dropped mine a few times and it’s still fine, so it makes me wonder what people do to theirs to get the spider web cracks all over the screens lol

I thought we had to censor the word cunt, but it’s good to know we don’t censor the word cunt.

Morgan Freeman voiceover: turns out he never did figure it out.

I’ve got a lot of time for that last one, about the mouse.

That’s a lovely XR3i, my first car was an 88 Orion LX from the same era. Great little car and really good to work on, learning the ropes.

One of the perils of posting about incorrect spelling is that one must subsequently check everything a hundred times lol

You can’t win in terms of /s tags in UK subreddits.
If it’s an obvious joke and you don’t put it, then someone takes it literally. If you put it to make sure everyone gets the joke, someone else comes along with a response like this.

Massive it is

Indeed! Best left as an exercise for the reader as to why it can't be 2/2 :)

Ryanair: we train all of our pilots using aircraft carriers.

I’d guess this is probably the case for most free offer things like this, more or less. Surely it’s better to just redeem while you happen to be near a branch, rather than specifically driving there just for the free coffee?

My old local was a Samuel Smiths pub and the price of a pint of bitter went over a quid round the same time a litre of petrol did. Seems like forever ago now!

Are you here, u/hmrc ?

Don’t forget for D or E, you have “guy who randomly walked in off the street”

Best way to keep secret documentation is to write “please read this carefully” at the top of it. Hey presto, nobody will ever see the rest of it!

Nice little project!