u/roffler

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    Does the fire from fire quiver artifact stack with a bow that also lights mobs on fire? (self.MinecraftDungeons) [Question]

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  2. 68points

    Why is the patreon feed the exact same picture and name? (i.redd.it)

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Do Reapers even have energy shields? A borg cube would carve it to pieces. 

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Venus

Rolled: question: Which planet has the shortest day?

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Plus the pillar of improv is to respond “yes, and…” to your partner to keep scene momentum going and Jenna completely fucks it up 

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Ma'am, we regret to inform you that your husband has died in Operation Le Epic Bacon. Sorry, no compensation, it wasn't a real war.

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Good old Chestertons Fence

https://fs.blog/chestertons-fence/

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It’s good they told us this, now we know Sheev bussy is not for procreation 

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Strap a hyperdrive to an asteroid and give it an autopilot programmed to hyperspace into anything that looks like a triangle. 

The rebellion is engaged in asymmetric warfare, they could buy a bunch of barely space worthy freighters and park them in busy spaceports and when empire capitol ships come by the loitering droid pilots FTL ram them. The empire should not be able to even approach any busting commerce hub. 

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I get soda water with a splash of juice in there, cranberry or lime. Looks like the real thing, and outside of a few people asking what I am drinking because they think it looks good (it does), I don't have typically have to answer any questions about why I'm not drinking.

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The exact opposite happened to me for what it's worth, at least at first. Turns out I had a sweet tooth the booze kept in check, and I gained a ton of weight. Had a ton of trouble sleeping for months as well, had to learn to go to sleep normally instead of just passing out. And my mood... well... I had crazy mood swings and spent a lot of time grouchy and restless. It took my body about 6 months of sobriety to really even out and for me to become comfortable in my own skin.

I say this not to scare OP, but to tell him that if things do not magically change in the first month that is OK. They will improve if you stick with it. And it's very much worth it.

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Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go nose to mouth

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Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons

iykyk

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section 31 is a bunch of size queens

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no clark

i can tech this shit

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protect burgertown

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She’s probably listening to them while she watches the movies for Newcomers 

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I did up through 40 all weapons, it feels like that is about the spot where beyond it you gotta “git gud”. And I don’t want to do that. 

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Most of the time when I refer to Batman out loud I say it “the bat…maaan” because of him, that read still lives rent free two decades later

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It’s a pain in the ass to focus on your own physical health in any way with toddlers running around but the silver lining is when you’re exercising you have an excuse to check out a little and do something for yourself. With small kids it might be the only chance you get tbh. 

Use that time to watch a tv show you normally wouldn’t have time for, a podcast with bad words in it, hell… even just the silence sometimes is nice. I used to go for runs and within a minute or two I’d hit pause on my music and just run in silence. Used the time as a type of meditation to process what was going on in my life. And it was 30-60 minutes where I was not directly responsible for keeping a bunch of little kids from killing themselves.

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Good time to get into Pica I guess

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It wasn’t dry! All the salsa I could get! That was my vegetable for the meal too lol double duty 

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I used to go buy a dozen tortillas at frontier and get a cup of salsa to dip them in and some water and get totally full  for like $1.25. Not particularly nutritious mind you, but it got calories in me for the day. I think of the cost cutting measures I employed back then and I can’t imagine how I’d make it with how stuff costs today. 

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Maybe op can figure out what a lemon pfeiffer is

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