u/samasters88

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samasters88

How does your brain tell your dick what to do with all that shit in your head?

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Why are you brain dead fucks obsessed with California?

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Oh look, a smoothbrain with no critical thinking skills

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https://www.instagram.com/grace.robertt

Dunno if that is gonna get zapped by mods or whatever

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Found the simp. They hate you as much as they hate the homeless, comrade.

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The military defends us from enemies of the state. Police are supposed to protect and serve the public. When the military becomes the police, the people become the enemy.

Battlestar was ahead of its time with that one

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Once again, a magat's Find Out cannot support his Fuck Around.

Free speech does not mean freedom of consequence.

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it actually strengthens the sense of community here, unlike the whole every man for himself attitude you see in the state

American here (pls dont hate me) - this is my biggest issue with our country as a whole. We worship the bad boys, the renegades, the outlaws. Hell, it's practically written into the DNA of the country (which itself was founded on rebelling against the system). There's almost no sense of community. Used to, when I was younger, the church helped out with that. As I got older, I got jaded and now they seemingly are all full on MAGA.

I'm tied to living in Texas until my parents pass, but I have a GTFO fund when the time comes. I just wish it wasn't so hard to move to Canada. I love the cold, I've visited across all four seasons. I just don't love hockey. Is that a dealbreaker?

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I'm pretty sure Noem doesn't know half the words that Ramirez said.

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You've seen this before. I've seen this before. But we haven't seen before is this radicalized nationalistic government that is in control. Previously, we had somewhat moderate (in hindsight) administrations that, especially when you compare them with what is sitting in office today. If someone on the Republican side with enough clout introduces a bill, it's going to pass. And the fucktard-in-chief is going to sign off on it because it's one of his party that submitted it

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Hooper X: For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, is introduced USUALLY by my white artist names. They got SLAPPED with racist names that singled them out as Negros! Now--my book, "White-Hating Coon", don't have any of that bullshit. The hero's name is Maleequa and he's descended from the black tribe that established the first society on the planet while all you European motherfuckers were all hiding out in caves 'n shit, terrified of the sun. He's a strong role-model that a young black reader can look up to. 'Cause I'm here to tell ya: the chickens are coming home to roost, y'all. The black man is no longer going to be playing the minstrel in the medium of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We're keeping it real! And we're going to get respect by any means necessary.

Holden: Ah, c'mon, that's a bunch of horseshit! Lando Calrissian was a black guy, y'know, he got to fly the Millenium Falcon! What's the matter with you!

Hooper: Who said that?

Holden: (standing up) I did. Lando Calrissian is a positive role-model in the realm of science fiction fantasy.

Hooper: Hey, FUCK Lando Calrissian!

(Holden shrugs and sits down)

Hooper: Uncle-Tom n***er, heh. Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this! Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother-man down--even in a galaxy far far away. Check this shit. You got cracker farmboy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy blond hair blue eyes. Then you got Darth Vader, blackest brother in the galaxy. Nubian god!

Banky: (standing up) What's a nubian?

Hooper: Shut the fuck up! (Banky sits down) Now. Vader, he's a spiritual brother, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a lightsaber, and the boy decides HE'S gonna run the whole fucking universe! Gets a whole KLAN of whites together and they go bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star! Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky: Intergalatic civil war?

Hooper: Gentrification!! They gonna drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote-unquote safe for white folks! In "Jedi," the most insulting installment when Vader's beautiful black visage is SULLIED when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man! They trying to tell us that deep inside, we all wants to be WHITE!!!

Banky: Well, isn't that true?

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https://www.ishtia.com/menu

Ishtia in Houston is upscale Choctaw done by a Choctaw chef.

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Bold to call anyone a dictator after seizing executive authority.

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Lmao, you're preaching for small government with a dude who's using illegal EOs to try and ram shitty policy through without congressional consent. The DEFINITION of government overstepping. You can fuck off with the rest of your nazi chucklefucks

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In the words of one of the founding fathers:

Let me add that a bill of rights is what the people are entitled to against every government on earth, general or particular, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference.

The MAGAts can suck it.

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80s futuristic cyberpunky sci-fi. I'm fucking here for it.

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80s futuristic cyberpunky sci-fi. I'm fucking here for it.

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Nope, those aren't the officials I vote for. Musk can get fucked. Bold of you to make blind assumptions though.

But hey, glad you think about us still. We don't think about you at all.

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I love this girl who's actively working on blocking the Trump flag

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If there's only one party supporting your views, does celebrity endorsement matter? Genuinely curious here, I found the thread on the homepage and have been intrigued by the commentary. My step-dad is FtM trans and I've always voted for the side that isn't actively trying to kill him, regardless of endorsement.

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Millions did do something. Hence how he lost the popular vote. Electoral bullshittery wins again, and bootlickers like you love it because you can feel superior that you chose "the winning side" instead of the right one.

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If you're a racist shit bag hiding behind your alternative historical facts because you don't want a black guy in the game, then you can fuck off.

Just admit that you're a piece of shit and we can all move on with our day

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Down vote me as much as you want. I won't believe we're back yet. But man, the last two days have been big fun. I hope we can keep the momentum going

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