u/samuel_l_jackson

Does he look like a bitch?

*gunshot*

Say what again! Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more god damn time!

Be even more badass.

Reformed from my life of violence. Now I basically just walk the earth. You know, like Caine in Kung Fu - walk from place to place, meet people, get in adventures.

Today, I got eaten by a giant-ass, genetically enhanced shark. And I didn't even get to finish my motherfuckin' inspirational speech. FML.

Today I tried some of your tasty beverage. MLIA.

Oh wait, then I shot open a motherfuckin' airplane mid-flight over the ocean so all the motherfuckin' snakes would get sucked out, before landing and banging the shit out of the white girl flight attendant.

Motherfucker.

I have had it with these motherfuckin' edits in my motherfuckin' movies!

This is a tasty thread!

Hold on to your butts...

Say what again! Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you motherfucker! Say what one more goddamn time!

Englsih

English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!

Fresh Prince, motherfucker! Have you seen it?

eats McDonalds four times a week

This is a tasty burger!

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!

You got to cool that shit out.

Bitch, be cool!

Do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage?

I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!

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I have had it with these motherfuckin' imposters of me in this motherfuckin' thread!

Say what again! Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you motherfucker! Say what one more goddamn time!

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?