u/scaleofthought

That's an instant nope lol

Looks like an amazing back scratcher.

I wish it was easy for me to become a single dad like this by choice. Would've done that 10 years ago.

I told my doctor I feel stressed and fuzzy in my head and it's hard to think and my vision blurs when I'm stressed.

He asked what I do for work "I'm a parts manager"

He literally laughed at me, told me to take an Advil.

I got a new doctor, 3 years later he is putting me in an MRI because I finally got to courage to tell him about my vision problems (optic neuritis it seems to have been) and I get diagnosed with MS. And got onto treatment 6 months later. That was 7 years ago. So happy for my new doctor.

I pride myself in knowing my body when something is wrong. That laugh though ... I wanted to take his stupid fucking keyboard and smash it across his face. Like from that movie, where the keys go flying and spell FUCK YOU in mid air.

Didn't have to make it immediately sexual with the analogy of turning into the thing she inserts into herself.

You could have kept it transformer related,.and joked about another transformer, like bumblebee, and respond with a cute comparison that matches her very innocent opening pun.

Such as, "if you were a transformer, you'd be bumblee because you make my heart buzz" or something corny like that.

An all-spake joke. Like, "if I'm Optimus fine, then you must be my all-spark"

It doesn't have to immediately turn into "let's fuck"

This isn't hard.

"you're wrong!"

Me: ... waiting to be shown what's right ...

... Never ended up getting shown what's right, just a different way to do it, or a different perspective on being wrong.

"Guess I wasn't wrong after all"

Keeps calm and carries on

Possible on Gbc or nah?

Wild. If it were my house, family day includes the people we are close to. I'd hate to be a family where family day excludes the people we love.

I know it's a bullshit excuse. But for the families where it's not. Yeesh.

And when women can't keep up with the amount of likes they receive? What if they don't check it for a couple days and are kept hidden from guys because they didn't clean out the waste? Depending on the app popularity, they could receive 200 likes in 15 minutes, 5 days, or never. But the success of your app depends on the likes and analytics being manageable for women.

You're creating a lot of work for women, and yourself as an app creator by eventually being forced to create tools and automations and rules for the like system to lessen the women's workload and keep them available trying to balance quality matches vs noise.

Park your boat in my harbor

This is why guns exist.

Why so shy? We can share.

Don't do it.

If your garage has a drain, just let the snow melt off and drain.

I put a rug in my garage. I thought that would help the water because I had no drain, and figured capillary action could help evaporate water faster. It seemed to be true and kept up in the summer and was almost always dry mostly, even in shoulder seasons... until it got water logged in the winter with massive chunks of ice. The constant humidity (since it NEVER dried out, and it wasn't just puddled around the whole rug is drenched and a giant humifier) seemed to accelerate the rust. My mufflers rotted out sooner and eventually my cars floor board rotted out. I could poke a hole through near my seat.

I thought it was a grand idea too.

I even had my furnace putting in new fresh air into my garage to keep it warm(ish) and push humid air out.

Turns out, a frozen iced up car that's left outside rusts far slower than a car that always melts and sits in humidity every night.

There are 5 parking stalls beside each other.

The first 3 stalls are taken.

Stall 2 vehicle leaves just as you enter the area.

Stall 4, 5 and now 2, are open.

Which stall do you choose?

HE'S GONNA CHEAT ON HER IF SHE ISNT BESIDE HIM 24/7!!!!!

That's the "I'm.... suddenly finding myself in the wrong place." look.

I mean...yeah? It wasn't friction when you're a slippery frog, and it did hurt. I felt my veins ripple in my arm and I could feel the blood rush to my hand, then I felt the blood flood back into my veins. I saw divers where my empty veins were and saw them pop back up right after I clicked my hand off my arm.

Weirdest feeling, and not comfortable at all. So. Yeah don't squeeze too hard and squeegee too fast.

😱..... You.... Noticed how hygienic I am? Evorgleb, thank you. Thank you for noticing my fantastic track record of flawless butt cleanliness, and notifiying me of my unfortunate moment of uncleanliness so I can be conscious of it until I get home. I was going to go to my usual hip thrusting walk-club immediately after work, but I'll go home instead to change. Also, you have beautiful balls. How do you get them so shiny?

Don't press too hard. I pressed hard and went fast, and pushed the blood around too quickly. And it hurt :( Just gentle and slow. Feel how sexy you are, and you'll get more of the water off.

Press or squeeze your hair first a bit, otherwise it just drips all over you anyways. Then fondle that silken skin dry.

It's either $15 or $15,000, but to the right person it would be $150,000

Wow. Thank you for this newsletter! Good summary :)

Saying he is here illegally is code for "ICE him"

For example, kidnap him, and put him in the concentration camps for holding as punitive punishment for being non-white and speaking up for his country.

30 years from now, he's opening his closet and pulling that baby down from the shelf, but will have nothing to put it in because 21 years prior his 4yr old thought pouring a gallon of juice on the case fans looked and sounded really cool.

Their answer is AI.

"... It wasnt about this bullshit, it was about -this- bullshit."

And

"but the intention behind them is very real: less harm, more good."

This/that crap is very AI.

The only sentence that probably isn't AI, is the sloppy "thanks again!" one at the end.

Lol you're hilarious