u/serpentear

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serpentear

Yes the term orphan is incorrect. I do think it is fair to question or criticize the decision to bring a child into the world at his age knowing full well that the child is unlikely to even reach adulthood before he passes.

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Aged like milk.

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I mean fuck the Dodgers and all, but he was traded, it’s not like he chose it.

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What a fucking idiot.

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I like it, I’d kill for it lol

Mine is falling out despite no history of MPB running on either side of my family.

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We haven beaten anyone of note? The season is two games long and we beat the AFC Super Bowl representative and the 1-0 Cardinals who looked competent—oh and all with a backup QB.

I not sure what else we’re supposed to do, lol.

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I think we just get ignored on a micro level over here.

Russ netted us a huge haul and was handed a huge contract based on name value despite showing clear signs of age and regression.

DK netted us a decent draft pick and was handed a huge contract based on name value and vanity stats despite having clear issues as a receiver.

K9 may break that trend though—if they can keep him healthy.

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Not that he doesn’t—because he clearly does—but I’m not sure that it’s going to help him here. He’s gonna have to wear some kind of stabilizer for the rest of his career.

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One, bald face hornets are extremely aggressive.

Two, I’m allergic.

Three, you’re on a subreddit called [r/fuckwasps](r/fuckwasps), what did you expect to find here?

Four, I have a small child.

Five, fuck off with the sanctimony.

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The facemask, the pinky, the font, the trophy gibberish, the football.

Absolutely gross and so lazy.

Pay a fucking artist.