It’s not something I’d suggest striving for. Just enjoy making memes and conversation and you’ll go a long way. [points at my profile]

(Ironically I don’t post much to this account anymore for reasons that are way more complicated than I want to divulge publicly)

Not sure if you mean the front of the car, or the people driving them

/s

I’ve toyed with one that has a hooked design to put pressure against the taint…but this, this sounds like a million-dollar idea🤣

Now I’m more confused because he should be MORE CORRECT!

[pokes]

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Especially if you get some ass pennies involved.

ಠ_ಠ

We’re gonna need a solid banana for scale here.

If you don’t want to reveal the secret of your banana for all to see, you can just DM me the banana.

( ͡^~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Not everyone wants to play the de facto standard way or the 5-stack-with-comms way. This clearly isn’t outright trolling, so it’s valid to me.

*this comment does not represent the ideological position of Dangshnizzle Inc., but only the opinion of one of its employees

Shit, maybe Nintendo took a pointer from ActiBlizz when making Pokémon Unite…that’s the whole experience in a nutshell.

STOP

S T O P

Is this a bot comment? I can’t tell

No, I didn’t! You can’t just rename PERRY THE PLATYPUS!

[laughs in my Laughinator]

[platypus purring sounds]

ಠ_ಠ

That sub doesn’t exist…or has it been re-tired?

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Glory to the motherstan, Cadiastan!

(Can you tell I know nothing about this game?)

It’s disguised at the Azurill plush, clearly.

Mew is the only other Pokémon capable of learning Transform. Nobody would suspect a thing.

/r/ContagiousLaughter

I didn’t know Mudkips had Archimedeez nuts!

BE GONE FURRIES, HAVE PLAYBOY BUNNY STYLE INSTEAD!

I’ll have what the bot’s smoking.

(っ˘ڡ˘ς)

Nobody knows you’re a dog on the Internet, until they sniff you out…

But that also begs the question: how did they sniff you out if they don’t have a dog’s acute sense of smell?

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“I can’t tell if it’s a Slayer solo or my computer screaming in agony…”