u/spiderdumpling

That is the pathology of a cancer cell

Granted. But the credit card doesn’t belong to you. It belongs to someone with dementia who lost it and forgot that it exists

Obviously this is literally a dream case scenario

^{Rolled: Looks: 100/10 | Personality: 10/10 | Green Flag: Always tries to take care of you | Red Flag: None}

I bought one too! Only 2 left

Obviously I don’t eat sugar anyway

^{I rolled Task: Quit sugar for a month · Amount: A winning scratch ticket}

Sure

^{Rolled: Looks: 6/10 | Personality: 10/10 | Green Flag: They are very intelligent | Red Flag: Their love language is belittling you}

Sure

^{I rolled Place: Stranded on a deserted island · Duration: 72 hours}

A cone

Sure

^{I rolled Veggie stir fry bowl · Refried beans with cheese}

Ya

^{I rolled Last to leave the circle · Holding a screaming rubber chicken}

There are so many people at work who need a green card marriage. Done

Oregon

Puerto Vallarta

Yes

^{I rolled Looks: 10/10 · Hair color: Brunette · Country of origin: Haiti · Talent: Fast swimmer}

Referee

^{I rolled R}

No

^{I rolled Never have personal privacy again}

Scarsdale

United Kingdom

No

^{I rolled Hotel Room · $500 · Your meowi · Ivory Coast}

No

^{I rolled Never use the internet again}

India

No

^{I rolled A limited edition enamel pin}

Tokyo

Yes. I don’t drink coffee

^{I rolled Your morning cup of coffee}

“Why didn’t they?”