Done

If he doesn't... I volunteer as tribute.

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Aloha! How long are you here for?

Cholesterol intensifies

They can have that extra 1/3 if it means better mental health for me. Also universal healthcare. I'm already paying $400/month for myself and it's only about to go up with an even higher deductible. I also forgot to mention that the 30 days mandatory is PAID.

"Everybody lies."

-Dr. Gregory House

-u/tabatchoy

It is. You work in healthcare long enough, especially in emergency medicine, you become desensitized to all of the shit that you see. And it doesn't help that, in the US at least, we don't get proper time off to reset and recharge. 10 days/year maximum starting and it would take years to accrue more. Compare that to the UK/EU/AUS, 30 days MANDATORY per YEAR starting. And you accrue more.

YA HEAR THAT, U.S. OF A!?

THIRTY DAYS MANDATORY VACATION.

^{/end rant}

"Stop! I can only get so hard!"

I mean, you're not wrong but... Are you new here?

Sauce and/or name?

Mister Hahn

Hey! I dunno if this will help or not, but if you have Google Translate on your phone, there's an option where it will use your camera and translate printed words in real time! I used it in Greece on a washing machine. It's a little finicky where you may need to move/angle the camera a bit to get a good reading, but it worked perfectly for me!

This is Kelsi Monroe?

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If that's the case, I'm probably in the negatives.

And then in a thousand years...

As the only modification? A CF hood does next to nil. However, as a cherry-on-top mod after tuning the suspension and engine and removing excess weight like the spare tire and rear seat, a CF hood can mean milliseconds in a close race.

[Insert Vin Diesel "winning speech" here]

If you love something , let it go. If it comes back to you, it’s yours. If it doesn’t, it never was. that means no one else wanted it so throw it back out.

FTFY.

POWUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It was a very compelling read, a perfect 5/7.

Jill can go fuck herself.

I'm lactose intolerant and I've used unsweetened, unflavored coconut milk in curry sauces in place of dairy. I haven't missed milk one bit.

Get the FUCK out.

FTFY.

Seriously. Not even joking. Take photos of the damage in the fire pit. Gather your documents and other important things you own and get the FUCK out.

Eliza Thornberry!

You should post this over on r/heeltopuss