u/thinkdeep

Stock strap isn't terrible.

I completely avoid the buffet. Too many people, not enough sanitation. I eat in the dining room or restaurants only.

Don't mix drugs, yo.

Calculus is a scam made up by big math.

You had the right to disappear.

Eats paper then complains about it.

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Cue-Cat

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Small trips + backpack + bungee net.

Polyester starts melting at like 480°.

Long live Voyager, my favorite ship.

I feel you. I'm relatively young, 38M, and a failed carpal tunnel surgery a few years ago resulted in me not being able to feel my left hand ever again. It's not as serious as your case, but I just want my hand back.

ATMs take $2's for deposits.

Stupid. Stupid stupid stupid.

If he hasn't gotten the hint of you making yourself scarce during his dog time, you need to give an ultimatum.

Don't mix drugs, yo.

He hires his buddies, whom are contractors, who then inflate the price of the renovations in order to line their pockets. All the contractor has to buy is new carpet, some decorations, and a lot of tacky gold spray paint.

This isn't being discussed enough.

Poverty pizza.

I dumped my gf of four years over her untrained, piece of shit pug. I couldn't see myself proposing while it existed, so I just quit.

It sucked. It sucked for a long while. But I started noticing the small things first, like the lack of hair on my clothes, and things began to brighten.

I tried to get her to train it, even paid for classes...no effort was ever put into it. Stupid thing defecated everywhere too and she didn't care.

I dumped my last gf because of her untrained, piece of shit pug.

Best of luck.

Double murder.

Found his fiancee in bed with another man. Killed them both. He's in for life.

They literally slap the word "luxury" on every apartment complex in my area of Dallas, no matter how middle-to-low quality it is.

"It has a pool and quartz countertops so it's luxury" - RealPage

No. That's dumb.

Malbec.