u/torturedsysadmin

His house looked like shit!

At least my kids can go to school without the fear they'll be used as target practice.

don't forget PonyOS, that's goated

It's the county flag for Kent.

I'd go to your local branch and take your letter that has your National Insurance number on it

Well, about 9 months ago there was...

christ I bet you're fun at parties...

They pulled out a sign that said 'Las Malvinas son Argentinas" which translates to "The Falklands are Argentinian" in reference to The Falklands War in 1982. Which they lost, but still like to claim as theirs. But the banner goes against FIFA's rules about political messages.

I was actually quite happy when I saw that they lost. Sore fucking losers and cheaters. Fuck Argentina.

My dad was stationed there in the 90's when he was in the Air Force and he said that the penguins absolutely stank the place out.

But managed to get on board a ship with the Royal Navy lot and said it was a blast.

Ah! That’s very good to know.

Thank you!

One of the best mods I've installed. It makes the game so much more immersive.

The only 2 issues are that you can't speak to other police officers (that I know of) and sometimes the responses can feel a bit over the top for the question you ask it and a bit samey.

Alicia Keys (at least your keys are still there)

It's called Soccer Aid. A load of celebs and ex-professional football players play a game for Unicef.

100%. He told them that he had been stabbed and they didn't even check, let alone perform first aid or call for an ambulance. It's gross negligence manslaughter.

Leaving tickets and emails for me to pick up even when I have a million and one other things to do, setting tickets to scheduled and then not putting a date in them so I have no way of knowing if they've been done or not.

I could go on and on about all of the shit they do.

What a thundercunt of a person.

"and the chicken was still warm" I still get chills when I hear Clarkson say that

Fing about England is, they always try an' walk it in

I usually find them on TikTok or instagram. Americans really are in a world of their own sometimes 🤣

Apologies - it was screenshotted from a TikTok video that was talking about when his car needed servicing. The date was either the 14th May 2026, or when it reached 225,000km.

https://preview.redd.it/841p2bxec93h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8429dc0282692eed790ab2f17df49cf4c5d5eb9b

I like your coworker.

'No, we can't turn off MFA for security reasons"

I wish the price was still the same...