u/trashboatcaptain

1,480 post karma · 9,092 comment karma · joined Sep 2016

  1. 4points

    I love having SEAF helping us in the battlefield (v.redd.it) [HUMOR]

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  2. 23points

    Thank goodness these signs were here (i.redd.it) [MEDIA]

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This thing is not press button to win on all fronts weapon. Don't treat it like a point and click. You gotta think about where the arc is gonna jump to next. You gotta consider that firing at a line of enemies near your teammate is probs gonna zap their arm off.

It's good on all fronts but getting a line of mobs to chase you is where it really shines. With the ship module upgrade, I frequently get 30+ kill streaks when huge waves of enemies are coming at me. It's comically fun to chain zap a swarm of shriekers coming at you.

It's a tickle gun for heavies, but it will kill them without letting them hit you. It stuns with no pause for reload, and even on its own eventually it will kill most heavies. I like to stun larger enemies, then hit them with my AT option.

Genuinely, it's worth giving an honest try, because it's a very fun, unique way to play the game. Keeps things fresh.

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I always get a good laugh when I get knocked down from my own shrapnel

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Kicking someone based on a load out is crazy. Kicking in general is just silly when there's no consequences for a failed mission. Unless it's that fucker who keeps taking my jump pack when I die

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I guess I'm not on the subreddit enough either. I like my eruptor and I don't care if people think I'm a meta slave 🤷🏼‍♂️

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What even is the meta loadouts anyways? I play almost every day and still haven't seen a specific loadout duplicated enough to notice a trend

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My boots smell like melted rubber

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The rest of the team

AHH AHH AHH AHHHHH AHH AHH AHH AHHHHH

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What if I told you that a McDouble has the same ingredients as a Quarter Pounder but in different quantities

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Okay but a Hellboy skin with his fist as a pickaxe would go hard asf

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I will never take it off. There's no way I'd ever disrespect myself after that grind.

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The lancehead is sooooo good though

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Agreed. Hard to beat practical effects.

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Prehistoric Planet on Apple TV and Walking With Dinosaurs (I'm assuming the 2025 remake) on PBS

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Trying to do the 4 hour run with those mandatory time sinks really suck. I finally got it in 3:59:12 but when you only have a few minutes to beat the final boss that slow walk down the hallway is stressful.

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If they nerf the hammer I'm gonna defect to Cyberstan

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If you keep doing it you will, in a Flowers for Algernon kinda way.

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A heavy snow like that happened in my home town about 4 years ago and so many trees fell that the town was without power for weeks. Had a huge tree fall on my roof which fortunately had like a foot and a half of snow on it to cushion the fall so there was no damage.

However there's nothing more terrifying than hearing 100+ foot trees pop and fall all night not knowing if the one you just heard was gonna burst through the roof.