u/try2try

Also to cover things in the microwave instead of a paper towel

I started mourning my 2 senior dogs long before I had to let them go, because I knew even after 12+ years together, once they were gone, many of my memories of them would fade dramatically if not disappear altogether...

But it's "just a little pinch"...

The Limpening

Your hogfather definitely had it coming, and even a 6yr old can deliver an epic, hog-squashing, "Sucker-Punch-to-the- Throat" + "RUN!" combo.

Chemtrails

Perfect

Many of those senators deeply regret pressuring him to resign without due process, inc Patrick Leahy, who said he felt it was the biggest mistake of his >40 year career in the Senate.

Yep. He was an incredibly effective senator.

He didn't just bow out, he was forced out.

Franken begged for due process, I.e. an investigation and hearing re: the accusations. Chuck Schumer refused, and told him if he didn't resign he would lose all party support, be censured, and be stripped of all his committee assignments.

Empty chip bags, cereal bags, produce bags, Amazon delivery bags, etc. are all good, sturdy, free sacks for daily poop/clump disposal.

He did a tummy shame

Add draft beer, black mold, and curdled Irish cream, BOOM! You got yourself a classic Last Call Mat Shot

"Lake" Dillon

Nice!

If the facility's visitation/ pet policies would allow it, I'll bet people could organize a "pup-train", (like a meal train) where all these lovely people could sign up for a day/time to visit Grandma with a pup. Then she could have pup/people visitors as often as she's interested, able, and allowed.

EDIT : u/Life-Leage-6300 (and maybe others) have already suggested this, but I'll leave it here to boost the idea

GOP Healthcare policy:Harm reduction Harm expansion, ie let them eat fentanyl

YOU get a kitten! And you get a kitten! And you get a kitten! (etc)

For some reason I'm picturing her launching them out of a t-shirt gun...

I take it they mean it's worse than just wrong; it's cruel, heartless, cold, neglectful, etc.

Ah yes, bringer of blizzards, "The CowShit Wind"...

Maybe he could follow it up with a song about the lifespan of a dog

I'm frightened by the total goal, Drawing to the ragged hole, And I ain't got the power anymore, No I ain't got the power anymore...

-David Bowie

Thinking about this quote gives me a pang of existential dread...

To clarify, your insurance should pay for your damages up to the limit of coverage in your policy; that's their obligation. In return, they then have the right to get that money back from him/his insurance.

If he is actually insured, you shouldn't need his "cooperation"; the matter will be worked out between your respective insurance companies.