u/turtlebender

1,485 post karma · 1,379 comment karma · joined May 2012

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    Ladders (self.community) [Humor]

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    Seen in Victoria, BC (i.redd.it)

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    My Keybase proof [reddit:turtlebender = keybase:turtlebuttersnug] (5be338IjHxED1OQwlq-XwE2YjGmiRUS5dS34JN1QGCM) (self.KeybaseProofs)

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Three bands played gone daddy gone (gnarles Barkley, raconteurs, violent femmes). Pretty great. Plus manu chao played the festival

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I lived in West Virginia. It was shocking to me that it went that way. I figured he would win, but that map is burned into my brain to this day

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I’ll melt the world - Modern English

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Ghostbusters

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Voting Proxy?

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I figured I wasn’t the first, but damn. That horse needs to avoid tetracycline

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Sandwich I’d like to . . .

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Or just bit slapped

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Yesterday, I was sitting by the lake watching a lizard do pushups. Explained my fascination by just playing Marge talking about potatoes to my partner

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Marmite is a winner here. Although I always feel funny when I buy it.

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I think someone wanted everyone to tell their husband that’s not seasoning

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Maybe the anthology version of Junk?

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And torture the hell out of it

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Two more upvotes

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Everyone calls what I wear a uniform. Ben Davis work shirt, cargo shorts, long johns and orange hoodie if warranted. One year my son went as me for Halloween.

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In theory, communism works. In theory

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Every time I see a deer (which is multiple times a day) I point and say “Doh! A deer. A female deer”

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Wrecking crew! Who let you guys in here?

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That’s a fair point. I am making an assumption based on my community. However, that is a common theme around here. I can’t say definitely that it’s homophobia. But I also don’t like the vigilante overtones. (Also, given such an outlandish message, plus my community, it’s, at best, problematic)

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Yeah. Still doesn’t change that they think that way. I need to make my own sticker of them, I think