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No matter which major international or domestic issue comes up in Congress . . . the Clintons have taken money from one or more sides of it. Can't be avoided.
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She doesn't help when I cook. When I come in the kitchen to help while she's cooking, she gets all defensive like I'm judging her for not cleaning or tidying or being efficient or conscientious towards others who use the kitchen. Which, I am. She's right.
I don't understand how an adult can be that way, just wasting time on her phone instead of cleaning and tidying when time presents itself during cooking, especially having seen me operate in the kitchen hundreds of times. So she shoo's me away. And when she's done doing a meal, everything is dirty everywhere, the sink is full, and it all stays that way for days, limiting my opportunities to cook.
For context, I spend 60+ hours per week working and commuting. She stays home, raising the little one and working part time. But even when she just stayed home and didn't work and didn't raise the little one, nothing was different. Hence my exclamation in ALL CAPS.
Nobody's perfect. I love her like crazy so these things work out OK :)
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BLM is like Al Sharpton . . . but without the respectability of Al Sharpton. Yes, I just wrote that Al Sharpton has respectability . . . at least when compared to BLM.
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The feels. God bless them.
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I put hot water on hot pans all the time. First rinse is with hottest tap water to cool the pan down a bit and rinse out some sauce or oil, then wash with medium hot soapy water as usual. My pans seem undamaged. I use ceramic and stainless steel pans.
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At some point during the cooking process you're just waiting for shit to cook. So clean the pans
There's a couple long (two minutes plus) and a dozen short (15 seconds) moments while cooking that you should be cleaning and tidying your cooking space. Those are your pan washing opportunities.
Then when you finish, transfer the cooked food to serving containers or plates and do the remaining pans while they're still hot, in an empty sink, when it takes minimum effort to clean them because nothing is caked on yet.
Then eat, and do your dishes as soon as you finish, again before things are caked on. Now you're spending a ton less time on dishes and always have a conveniently clean sink and kitchen that's ready to cook a meal.
Edit: If you look around your cooking space and there's nothing to do, no dishes to move from dish rack to cupboard, no surfaces to wipe, no crumbs on the floor, no pans to clean, no garbage to take out . . . then that's when you pop open an adult beverage and watch the food cook. Maybe snap a quick pic of the deliciousness you're making and share it with mom. You're doing things right.
So easy. WHY CANT MY WIFE DO THIS
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Unite the base now.
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I'm ecstatic. Don't know who came up with this list for Trump but he deserves an ovation.
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Peralta or Cozart, ROS?
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Especially when wearing white tank tops.
Science says.
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stairs, going down, in a hurry. four flights. Ouch
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Is that washed off blood on its snout
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Politics never rests. It just does FOIA dumps on Friday nights.
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Well he could pull a Bloomberg (mayor of NYC who bribed city council into allowing a third term for himself) and bribe Congress into allowing a third term for him. I'm sure Soros would fund the effort. Obama would probably beat Trump, Hillary, or Bernie, even in a three way race.
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Only one candidate is smart enough to push past the sale and get the media talking about who President Trump would appoint. The other candidates are too scared of choosing guys too far left, or right, or whatever, and afraid of negative media and negative poll impact. They're glued to the internal polling while Trump strolls into the Oval Office in a landslide election.
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Pain rehab and medical supply stores are popping up all over my Russian speaking neighborhood. How can the govt be so blind to the reality of these places?
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My heart wants to agree, but my mind rebels.
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Russians and Russian-speaking (think Bukharians) in NYC area are fleecing the govt blind and becoming millionaires off of it. They don't pay taxes, but they do collect every single possible benefit, including the full buffet of fraud. Edit: And they buy the local politicians with that money.
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Public program, staffed by lowest bid private contractors who hire based on affirmative action quotas rather than based on skills (or on things like criminal background checks), isn't working. Why could that possibly be? It seems like a natural formula for success.
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If I lived a quadrillion years, I would not be able to find the time to watch that garbage ever again. I pity you, friend. A portion of your life is about to be lost forever . . . never to be regained, and forever to be mourned. Fare thee well, brave but misguided soul. May the force make you fall asleep early and often during your viewing, so that your slumber shields you from the indescribable mess you're about to view.
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If Bernie had the charisma and media savvy of Trump, Bernie would get the same coverage. Media just wants eyeballs and ratings. Trump delivers both in record numbers.
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What kind of poison?
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realclearpolitics gives Hillary a spread of over three million more votes than Bernie http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/democratic_vote_count.html
The Bush family is pretty close to the Clintons, both in GOP political machine heft and in social dealings too - the two families are actually quite fond of each other.
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The parks service could make the effort at domesticating and raising the animal. Maybe the bison you claim to care about wanted to live? Or just wanted more human contact because only humans seemed to care for it, unlike its fellow bison?
If Murph's religious like he professes, he loves the sinner, and hates the sin. You know, like gay activists love religious conservatives, but hate religious conservatism. No, just kidding. Almost everyone hates almost everyone, and that's OK, even in baseball, where good guys like Murph are the exception that proves the rule.