u/unique_ptr

That's insanely close

What the actual fuck? That's insane, how have I not seen this before!?

Maybe don't do something that's going to be called

The only way to know if something is going to be called is if the refs were actually consistent. They aren't. That's the fucking problem. They are wildly inconsistent.

You can't play by the rules if the rules aren't applied in a predictable manner. They're kind of not really rules at that point.

I can't wait for this game to be over oh my god

Feel like it's been a while since MCDC had one of those

DEFENSE?!

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND

Lmao

The Raiders kicked a FG at the end of the half to cut the lead to 22 points.

What the fuck are they doing?

Plenty of time to air it the fuck out two or three times

Why wouldn't we kick it? Too easy to get into a multiple score deficit now

Jesus fucking Christ can we not with the injuries

Why don't we just have AI negotiate an end to the war? The fuck do we need Witkoff, Kushball, Axios, and Pakistan for?

Overhang is the distance from the front of the board to the pole itself. It is not the lateral distance over the playing surface.

Is it 113 lbs with the spare tire already on, or is it 113 lbs minus whatever your spare tire weighs? I thought hinge reinforcement was mostly for people who use the spare tire to hold recovery boards, as a storage shelf, etc. so I never considered it as I've been thinking about adding a MOLLE panel back there...

Embarrassing for Dak, just go get some wins bro

The universe demands justice for this horseshit

Give me a pick six

Lemme guess three flags on us

Holy fuck that is soft

Are horsecollar tackles not a thing anymore?

Ain't no way that's a catch

Jesus Christ don't do that again what the fuck

Wait what

Golden come on man

AW FUCK LORD NO NOT KRAFT DONT YOU FUCKING TAKE HIM TOO NOT AGAIN

I love playing the Cowboys because it's the only time the game thread is mostly chill towards us