u/vercetian

But what if I want the psychedelic experience too?

You're insufferable and clearly unintelligent. Can you make my "freedom fries" extra crispy next time, chief?

I gagged. Fuck you.

Clearly you don't know the dumb fucks at my store.

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Oh, honey, if you're just dating, you're both on the unfortunate side of the gene pool. If you're siblings, we definitely don't want our taxes paying for your sins.

Don't care, just hopefully not reproducing.

Where the fuck did you hide the camera?

Did your mother help you?

Well, if you're complaining about the prices and the culture, it would make sense for you to move somewhere more in line with your values and obvious poverty. Being a calloused cunt isn't gaining you any favor, fuckwad.

The saber is cool. Your nails are human repellent.

Yeah. So fix them.

So fix it.

Tuxes are by default tuned to the specialty of off. Used to have one on the orchards that wasn't bothered by shit. One of the vehicles would backfire and he'd still be sitting on the hood. Unbothered. Fucker would lounge in the pool on the top step. Snaggle, you were a fucking weirdo, and I miss everything about you.

Pressuring alcohol purchases is her job. This is where the restaurant makes its money. Also, waitress isn't the correct nomenclature, server or cocktailer. If you go to a bar, and every one of the other boys is drinking, and you're not, you're gonna get shit. That's how it goes. You don't then get to go cry on the phone to a manager because you have a drinking problem. I'll die on this hill.

No, you don't, but you can't get butthurt when you go to a bar and someone gives you shit. Have a little backbone.

No, it fucking isn't. Your personal struggles with alcohol don't need to be her concern. Her job is to sell. As someone who is sober, and a bartender, you don't have to drink, but you can't just be a doormat and feel that any slight suggestion of booze is someone's concern other than yours. Get off your high horse and stop being so sensitive.

He was not drafted by the OKC Thunder, you misguided twat. He was drafted by the Seattle Supersonics before they were stolen from our city, the largest market without a current NBA team to go to OKC, the smallest market with an NBA team. You're also floating over his whole Twitter debacle where he was using multiple handles because of his fragile ego.

I love the racism card. Fucking cowards. You know God damn well it wasn't about race. Don't come back.

Just to throw this out there, you don't want the brain or nervous system issues associated with this either. Personal experience is that it's a bitch.

You sound like a pussy. I do three 10s and two 8s a week with split days off. Don't be a loser.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Oh the fucking looking on her face must have been gold.

Better than being a punk loser like yourself.

Thanks. I'm betting on you as well.

Who's in Paris?