u/vodeodeo55

My grandmother was born in 1905. In the 70s I remember her wearing a lot of "house dresses"-knee length, loose, potato-sack type things. To dress up she wore Polyester double knit skirt suits (never pants) with a flowy blouse. There weren't a lot of options for plus sized women at that time.

"Stephen Spielberg eat your heart out!!!"

As it should. "Tappen Zee" is pleasing to the ear, whereas "Cuomo" sounds like you're spitting out something regrettable and unpleasant.

This would cause a riot amongst my family members. We're talking police involvement and public denunciations. 

Oh dear God. Go commando or turn 'em inside out, people. 

Bill Mahar is one of those Boomers that bought heavily into the "New Generation" fart huffing so prevalent in the 60s-70s. They believe they invented "youth culture" as we know it and resent it when actual young people say "no thanks, we'd rather do it our way".

Honestly, I've seen worse.

Garage sales are our "side hustle" and media in general sold like crazy this year. DVDs, DVD players, CDs and even books. People are getting tired of renting their entertainment. 

And it was round like a ball? 

I enjoyed it as well, and was disappointed that they didn't do a second season.

I deserved that.

"Lone Justice" by Anthrax

You're so close to getting it...

"I know where you live."

"Yeah? Do you know where I keep my shotgun?"

Have you seen the Trump toilet bowl brush?

I suggest you find a non union job.

I'd get one of those signs that says "This Property Protected by Smith & Wesson" and hang it in the door.

I have a few of my dogs.

I'd play "I'm fine, everything is fine" until we're home. Then I'd throw his ass out. 

I'm not playing this fucking game. Life is too short.

Why is it your business?

Throw on a mask and go as Zorro

Fuck their feelings

Boo. Fucking. Hoo. Cry harder, MAGA.

"This is when we'll be available, and it is the only time before Christmas we'll be available. If it doesnt work for you we can arrange to meet after the holidays."