u/whtevn

1,856 post karma · 171.1k comment karma · joined Sep 2006

whtevn

this is what i was replying to, specifically

women want their male partners to be as successful and big as possible.

manosphere dribble from an actual fucking idiot

It’s why rappers/male artists always say that “the women that weren’t interested in me when I was broke have come crawling back”

you have to be fucking kidding. rappers/male artists? that's your go-to? how fucking stupid are you? very. very stupid.

so i'll say it again:

if you want to dream about dating someone vapid to match your own lack of a personality, i get it. you're dumb, you want someone dumb to match. makes total sense.

but that manosphere stuff just does not scale into real life where interesting people want to have interesting conversations.

and one more thing:

shut the fuck up. no one cares what you have to say. no one wants to hear your bullshit. your opinions are dogshit and so are you. fuck off.

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engaging with people on how they cook on a topic where "big macs" are being rated as the food bar is just asking to make yourself sad

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.... cyber?

I'm glad we prepared for this by collectively repeating the phrase "I'm not a computer person" for 40 fucking years.

Whatever happens, we deserve it. What a bunch of fucking morons.

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Because they are nearly illiterate

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raising sales tax is a terrible way for the state to increase tax revenue. sales tax is a regressive tax, meaning it takes a larger percentage of income from the poor than the wealthy.

the poor spend nearly all of their money, and sales tax is not subject to deduction

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I mean...the stats say so. There's just nothing risky about it

There are jobs that are risky, and those jobs have mortality statistics. Comedy is not like that.

And historically, you could be arrested or worse for saying the wrong thing, or being the wrong color. If anything it's less risky than ever

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something about the shape of that stage makes you look like you are at a real auditorium and are about 40 feet tall

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Neither are exactly friendly

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This sub is not for us, it is for the stupidest mother fuckers on the internet. I apparently come here just to upset myself.

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You don't specialize in shit lol. Give me a fucking break.

You cant provide any indication of any other human on the planet who agrees with your idiotic assessment, whether that person, institution, lab, journal, panel of reviewers was credible or not.

Provide a source or shut the fuck up. Seriously, nobody cares about you, your dumb opinion is not even in the realm of "neuroscience" because the mandella effect is idiotic horseshit for actual idiots.

So when I say "provide a source" I am making fun of you. I have not seen anything so stupid since time cube. The idea that you are taking this conversation seriously is only possible because of the butthurt way you're desperately responding to me in triplicate, and makes you absolutely fucking pathetic.

Take a nap, touch some grass, have a fucking shower, and then read an actual book

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something about a scrunchy butthole

you and i, in this conversation, are both doing the exact same thing. literally. if i am a chore of a person, it is only because i am matching your energy to the letter. i also do not give the first fuck about you, just like you do not give the first fuck about me. welcome to the internet.

and, i am sorry to inform you, but my life is fucking amazing. you may make fun of my calorie counting bread and dumb music / music video, but can you imagine the leisure time that those things imply? that's not even the only album i've made, and i don't care about making music at all lol

so hope in one hand and shit in the other, see what fills up first. work on your own life. you sound like a bitch.

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Nah boo that racist piece of garbage out of the media. Make him want to stay home and shut the fuck up.

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Maybe quit acting like a big dumb animal then

Or are you going to wait to be mature until everyone else does what you want all the time, you poor little victim baby.

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I'm not even sure what this is intended to mean. You do know you're in a standup comedy sub, right? Like, jokes and stuff?

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lol did the mods get offended at everyone pointing out that this sub is constantly literally full of ads, like this feed looks like an ad roll haha

pro consumerism in disguise lol

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i swear i get more ads from this sub than i do anywhere else

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Lol you have maintained an impeccable record of coming to the stupidest conclusion possible. You are a perfect spokesperson for this sub. Complete ignorance, zero imagination

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Because everyone on this sub is always fighting for the most braindead take possible

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the fully developed brains in america voted for trump to be president a second time. you'd have to be some kind of complete fucking moron to look out upon the current world and say "let the adults handle it"

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regenerative farming practices keep carbon sequestered in the soil, rather than being exposed to the air. it also keeps the soil in tact, allowing nutrients to build and recycle within the earth, rather than exposing itself as chemical-filled runoff from a more conventional modern farm, which loses soil and nutrient at an incredible rate.

making regenerative farming more common would be a massive step forward in water conservation, chemical dependency reduction, and reducing and even reversing desertification, and CO2 sequestration. all things that are incredibly important to moving toward some sort of sustainable living situation

https://www.regenerativefarmersofamerica.com/no-till

https://4agmfg.com/no-till-farming-equipment-guide/

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The only thing you could possibly be disagreeing with here is the idea that air gapping is not easy, which is just fucking stupid. So congratulations on going out of your way to look stupid.

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In the post, he writes: “The character I dressed up as had no intended cultural identity or background. I wasn’t attempting to mimic any culture, nor resemble one. A ‘Jewish stereotype’ never crossed my mind.”

uhhh... i mean, i accept an apology and all but...

his defense is that he's not antisemitic, he's just a complete fucking idiot? that's not an apology it's a flat lie.

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yeah the picture looks like nazi propaganda

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it's probably just operating on a different definition of anxiety

but the idea that being anxious is the only way to get anything done or be anywhere on time gives me anxiety. what a fucking horrible way to live, you have to be exaggerating

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I 1000% appreciate actual content on this sub for once. here are the things for people who do not have time to watch through it. I will refrain from commentary, at great personal pain

  1. drinkware. stanely cups, coffee cups, cups
  2. seasonal decorations
  3. reusable bags. reusable tote bags, reusable grocery bags, etc
  4. books, with the suggestion being to go to the library before purchasing
  5. journals / planners / notebooks