u/wise-farmer-b

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I have heard of this, ... whatevr floats your boat I guess.

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Lots of things have already changed. You just need to help her as she really needs you too. As they say, "in for a penny, in for a pound."

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This is good, but an alert engineer might see the missing section in the rail and save the train due to a straight sections of track preceding it. There is also the possibility that the signals will trip because the charge that powers the signals is passed through the rails, and a missing section can't pass electricity. But, if a heavy wire jumper cable were connected to the ends of the rails, they would pass the signal connection message down the line and all would be fine. Also, if the cut had been in a curve, it would have been impossible to prevent the wreck of a train.

I don't know if you see news from around the world in Russia, but the United States has had several derailments recently in Ohio. Due to the speed of the trains much damage is done.

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Geolocate that place and call a break, "It's HIMARS Time!"

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Who wants to lay down some good money that he finds a 7th story window to fall out of while he's inspecting his troops in the basement?

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Your pussy could use a shave, and it is nice to see that you have a color coordinated pussy plug.

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Hi there.

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Until Ragnarök my brother! You inspire us to do great deeds. Ukraine will always remember heroes like you. Captain and Commander of the 1st Battalion of the Azov Regiment, Defender of Azovstal. With the enemy before us and our people behind us, We Stand! We Hold! We Give No Quarter! Slava Ukrainie!

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Sweet, I must say I like your holes. I would like them even more if they were on the table in front of me right now.

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Nah, use scotch it tastes better.

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Save yourself the hassle of finding a stranger with a clean bill of health, just go ahead and instruct your son in the proper way to have sex with a female. It is better that he learns it from you than from some bimbo on the street. Just like you have trouble finding out about the health history of a stranger, so will he have trouble with it. Also it will be easier to conceal if the two of you do this together.

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Oh yes.

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Somebody obviously didn't get the memo.

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This certainly gives new meaning to the sequential rough handling test. I've done the 6 foot bare drop, but never like this. I've heard of an ammo dump, but this is ridiculous.

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High explosive gives black smoke, Low explosive gives a brown smoke. Ivan Goofov's cigarette smoke is white, and he has a habit of being scheduled for guard duty at ammunition storage bunkers that go boom, could it be that he is guarding a storage bunker of rockets now?

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Now that's what I'm talking about, I knew she wouldn't just die by tripping over a doorjamb, no she was going to learn to fly like most of Little Putler's top aides. Way to go team Putler!

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Twin ducted Turbofan engines? isn't that a bit pricy?

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Rest in peace, let another take up arms in your stead. You have given the full measure to free your homeland from the scourge of invaders. Rest well Hero of Ukraine.

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Please be very, very quiet these ruZzia-NaZis are finally getting some sleep, without fear of HIMARs, or bullets, or mines, or grenades anymore. They are taking the Long-Sleep. The Dirt-Nap.

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I think Humiliating a Prisoner of War is a separate War Crime; and now that they know that he has been captured (as evinced by the video) if he should come up missing or dead, it is counted as a separate war crime.

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It amazes me what a half dozen kindergarteners, with two bottles of vodka, a box of crayons, a bundle of construction paper, a cup of paste, and a pack of cigarettes can come up with when they miss out on their nap time.

Of course, they are aimed to hit a 20-foot radioactive super-soldier defending a nuclear plant, but what do you expect from the minds of 5-year-olds?

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We'll see, I need a six-inch plastic ruler, and a letter opener.

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You mean like the 13th commandment "Thou shalt have no other Gods before Putin."

Or the 15th commandment "The Lord Putin is a jealous God, cross him and you shall surely die."

Or the 18th commandment "Everything is going according to plan."

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If this guy had walked into the Tunn Tavern and called for a round and said, "Hazza for King George III." as the Tunn Tavern Boys were shaping up, into what would later become the USMC, He couldn't have made a bigger mistake.

At least, he lived to know that sometimes you can get suckered into being a jackass. As they say in England, Oi, off to the recruiting office with you!

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The Official ruZzia-NaZi Medical Examiner's report lists the cause of death as "Acute Lead Poisoning." Under contributing causes, "Damage to Thoracic Spine is consistent with falling from fourth floor and being subsequently run over by a tank." On the cover to the folder is stamped, "DEATH BY SUICIDE".