u/worrymon

I did look one up on a DUI search once, but I also looked her up in the Panama Papers. Yes, she was in both.

Until a spoon gets involved

Salsa!

Toblerone

Never felt the need to carry one. I got one when I was a kid, carried it for a couple weeks, then just put it in my desk.

I think in my adult life, there's been about a dozen times that anyone around me has pulled out a pocket knife to do anything.

Don't worry, man!

Had it on several sites before reddit.

I've known some people named Les, but there seem to be fewer every year.

No, they're like onions.... oh, wait... yeah, I think through the transitive property you're right!

It's my least favorite work by Rowan Atkinson.

You should try dancing with Wyll in such a state. The choreography is inspiring.

You're not already sending heralds to the far corners of the realm? Such disrespect!

an elf with a farmer's tan

The tips of their ears would be tan where they poke through the straw hats.

Nah, if you stop halfway, you can save the other half for later. If there's too much oil, vinegar, or mayo the bread might be soggy, but it's still good.

I always figured I'd do the "Oh, who is this at my door?" thing, but I've lived in apartments for the past 35 years so have never had a trick-or-treater.

Police Academy The Animated Series

The original movie was rated R with lots of adult themes. The rest of the movies were toned down to PG-13 and PG but still more adult oriented. They made a cartoon out of it after the 5th movie, and still released 2 more movies after the cartoon was aired.

Honorable mention: ALF. While the TV show was on during prime-time and therefore generally family friendly, the cartoon simplified the jokes for a younger demographic.

You're awesome! In 77 I wanted to be Greedo so my mom made me a costume (it was awesome - milk jugs were about the right shape for the head). Only about 10% of the adults had any clue what I was, most people thought I was a lizard. I remember being so happy at the adults who got it right.

As someone who doesn't follow sports, Mets fans just seem resigned to their fate.

isabevigodadead.com

Clips notes

A NYC block is 264 feet, 20 blocks to a mile. East-west blocks could be up to 900 feet but aren't standard.

The fertilizer appears in your workshop if your brahmin trough has a brahmin at it.

Hey, I'm not getting into discussions about perspective here. That's for the advanced course and OP is still stuck in the intro.

The concept of eternity is one of the things that made me reject religion.

I'd look around for this one

She was supposed to be the love interest but Claudia and Ben's chemistry had already solidified by then.

Source: vague memories of the DVD commentary.