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I never seen someone botch a parallel park so bad that they cause an accident on the other side of a four lane road before.

Dansk72

They must have been taught that when parallel parking you hold both the accelerator and the brake pedals down as far as you can and then modulate the movement by carefully lifting off a little on the brake. Not always foolproof...

arentol

Gesus, that is the worst idea I have heard in years. Do people really teach this method? It is entirely idiotic.

Dansk72

I've got this great oceanside property in Arizona that I want to get rid of at a really cheap price. Are you interested?

Drduzit

Does the bridge go with it?

Dansk72

No, I already sold that...

hippofumes

Better buy quick, this guy's properties are selling

msebast2

Is this it#/media/File:LondonBridge,_Lake_Havasu_City,_Arizona(3227888290).jpg)?

Dansk72

Yep, that's it. "I sold that!"

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